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A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
“Well,” she said. “The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage.”
“The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day.”
“The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be.”
That is truelly sad, and hilarious at the same time. I’ll have to add this one to my growing microsoft collection.