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April 17, 2006 at 3:20 am #22652LucifinaMember
10. Life is sexually transmitted.
9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
8. Men have two emotions; Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich.7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day: teach a person to use the
Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.6. Some people are like a Slinky…..not really good for anything, but you
still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?2. In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.AND THE NUMBER 1 thought for 2006!
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to
where OSAMA BIN LADIN and thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists
are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
immigration!!!!April 17, 2006 at 3:34 am #142667TigerbladeParticipantheh, very good stuff.
1. why not put Blockbuster in charge of immigration? Used to be when you were a day over on your rental they’d be knocking down your front door demanding the movie go back where it came from.5. i dont plan on living long enough to lay dying in a hospital. bring on the double whoppers.
6. I know lots of Slinkies.
8. You’re missing one emotion: sleep. oh, and i could use a sandwich if you happen to be in the kitchen.
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