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February 4, 2008 at 1:19 pm #28252PhilipModerator
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.He replies, “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I
would find offensive.”“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”The cab driver is very excited and says,
“Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and
I’m Jewish.”The nun says,
“That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween Party.”February 4, 2008 at 10:41 pm #166709PolarBearNPRParticipant😀 Good, Philip . . . I lol’d at that. Now people think I’m nuts laughing randomly at the computer.
February 5, 2008 at 3:36 am #166708YahooliganMemberFile that one under “Things that make you go ewwwww!”
February 6, 2008 at 8:06 am #166707sarahtownyMemberekk didn’t expect that punch line! :woot:
Nice one Philip :0)
February 6, 2008 at 10:51 am #166710PhilipModeratorGlad you got a laugh out of that one, people.
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