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November 3, 2004 at 10:20 am #14517neo_ny_23Member
Haha.. I stumbled across this.. Dont know how true is this.. but its damn funny.. but dont assume dat all Indians are so dumb :p.. gosh..
…and just imagine this text read with an Indian-English accent…
You will forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a candidate at a recent UPSC (IAS) examination. The candidate from Bihar has written an essay on the Indian cow.HE IS THE COW.
The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, and because he is female, he give milks, but will do so when he is got child. He is same like god, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk and so forth. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement.
Horses don’t have any such attachments what can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, waterman and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion. (gobar) is much useful to trees, plants as well as f or making flat cakes like pizza, in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards he chews with his teeth that are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, especially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.
He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. so as the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.
This is the cow…
November 3, 2004 at 12:49 pm #103775QwertyMemberI seriouslyu doubt the legitamicy of that.
and whats the USPC?
November 3, 2004 at 2:00 pm #103776neo_ny_23MemberIts like a Civil Service exam for Indian Administrative Services (IAS). Some top government post.
November 3, 2004 at 11:27 pm #103774Jeff HesterKeymasterI am not sure if you are aware of this, but the Cow is believed to be a sacred animal by Hindus and Hinduism is by far the most widely accepted religion in India.
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