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June 9, 2007 at 1:28 pm #27142ShrekMember
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Do fish get thirsty?
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren’t you just dying to know what you got?
From: GigglePediaJune 9, 2007 at 10:26 pm #161879Jeff HesterKeymasterGreat stuff! I especially liked “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
I guess in that case you could say that you’ve successfully failed.
June 10, 2007 at 6:02 am #161880PhilipModeratorGreat points to ponder, Shrek. The only one I can answer is “If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?” – the answer is Yes.
Have some rep on me.
June 11, 2007 at 1:06 am #161881ShrekMember@Jeff 219800 wrote:
Great stuff! I especially liked “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
I guess in that case you could say that you’ve successfully failed.
That’s excellent – nicely worded. Cheers
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