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September 14, 2002 at 6:55 am #14150melneeMember
This is really gross, and I dont know who has the time to sit and figure this stuff out, but I thought it was kinda intresting info too.
1. During an hour of swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liters of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises(touching doorhandles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects while you slept.
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently maturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. in a lifetime 22 workment will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces.YUCK!!!
We never lose the ones we love, we lose the person, but love never dies. 🙂
September 14, 2002 at 9:08 am #100684PhilMemberLOL…the question is: What kind of freak sits there and works out those sorts of things! that really is disgusting, i can safely say i will be keeping clear from fast food for a while…actually no, im havin one today so i can start my anti-fastfood thing aftawards
Phil
September 14, 2002 at 5:46 pm #100690zarg01Memberthose things r soooooooooo stupid.
September 14, 2002 at 6:40 pm #100680AnnaParticipantQuote:quote:
those things r soooooooooo stupid.Really? Then shake my hand.
Windaphoner
September 14, 2002 at 8:59 pm #100688VaderXMemberactually some of it is true! but still discusting… ewww!
CehNehDian!
September 14, 2002 at 10:44 pm #100677shearheavenMemberQuote:quote:Quote:quote:
those things r soooooooooo stupid.Really? Then shake my hand.
Windaphoner
*Hands Anna a bar of soap before she puts her hand in the cookie jar……lmao
shearheaven
September 15, 2002 at 3:41 am #100681LADYJMemberYes indeed, Thank God for Soap and Hot Hot water…….
Ladyj
September 15, 2002 at 5:33 am #100673melneeMemberYes, thank God for soap and hot hot water, but how do we make sure everyone is using it….
And I may seem stingy from now on, but I aint sharing no more of my chips, or cookies either. lolWe never lose the ones we love, we lose the person, but love never dies. 🙂
Edited by – melnee on 09/15/2002 00:35:05
September 15, 2002 at 11:28 am #100685MerryOneMemberOh me goodness……i hope this doesnt mean we all become mad frantic hand washers now lol
“Love in its wisdom is the ultimate grace. To drown in it’s pool of desire, is the perfect fall”
September 15, 2002 at 3:32 pm #100668Jeff HesterKeymasterI had to avert my eyes so I didn’t see the complete list. Ignorance is bliss!
Besides, if all that stuff hasn’t killed me yet, how bad can it be??
Jeff Hester aka “Mister BigBlueBall.com”
September 15, 2002 at 3:32 pm #100671rustedtightMemberWelcome to the real world.
rustedtightSeptember 15, 2002 at 3:48 pm #100675rhiannonMemberQuote:quote:1. During an hour of swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liters of urine.I thought this whole subject was disgusting until I thought about the ‘facts’ presented.
Man if I drink 1/12 of urine at the pool per hour, then if I stay 12 hours I drank a whole liter? gimme a break, I would be hard pressed to drink a 1/4 of a liter of water if I’m outside the pool and at home. OK so I lick my lips while swimming, I sure as hell dont gulp the pool water down, So if thats true then I have to assume that the only way of ingesting a liter of urine in 12 hours of lip licking is to swim in concentrated urine. Think about it.
This is just so much garbage.________
Laguna Heights Condominium Wong AmatSeptember 15, 2002 at 4:17 pm #100670rustedtightMemberYou know Rhiannon got me thinking about this entry.
Quote:quote: 5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently maturbated and failed to wash their hands.It didnt look right, then I ‘saw’ the relationship. I’m in business and I shake hands with a lot of people the ratio is about 20 guys to one chick, so thats works out as:
Male @ 6′ plays’ X 20 = 120
Fem @ 11 ‘plays’ X 1 = 1/11
This is a ratio of 1/1000 near as dammit so you got 1 chick doing the ‘dirty’ for every 1000 guys bruising the tool, C’mon guys you gonna seriously do some damage if you dont stop.
rustedtightSeptember 15, 2002 at 4:20 pm #100676shearheavenMemberAren’t we supposed to plug our noses?……*swims around with a clothes pin on her nose from now on*…lol
shearheaven
Edited by – shearheaven on 09/15/2002 11:22:06
September 18, 2002 at 6:03 pm #100674rhiannonMemberI have maybe one fast food meal a year, that means…… inside of it is 12…. Oh YUCK.!
Thats disgusting.
I know now I ate my last fast food meal.________
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