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Are you addicted to computer?? How to know !
(1) Your dreams and nightmares are like HTML or GIF.
(2) When someone asks you “what’s your name?” you will answer [email protected] .
(3) Your doge at home has a homepage
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(4) You got a cable connection.
(5) This is real true because your wife will say “to keep our marriage life on, it has to be a call and response, so you will, or you won’t get laaaaid, buy her a new PC maybe laptop too….
(6) When you turn you PC off, you will have a weird feeling, like you just killed a cat.
(7) You might wake up late like 4:00 in the morning to use the restroom, and in your way to bed, you say “let’s check the email since I’m awake.”
(8) Your wife will get jealous and might swear that the computer shouldn’t be in the bedroom….
(9) You don’t call your friends but with the computers’ names such as “ hey Seattle guy”
(10) Oh yeah!! When you fight when someone or get mad at him, you will say wait and I will send you a virus…or may hack him
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(11) And when you wanna laugh at a joke, you will say LOL or LMAO….
(12) You wanna excuse your boss, you will say “ brb” and if your boss is like you, he will say “ tyt “ Note: I hope it makes some of you laugh lil bit or sorta smile. If you like it , say you do or just look at it …
“Y do we close R eyez when we kiss or sleep ??? cuz the most beautiful things cannot be seen.”
OK OK I ADMIT IT….LOL
I AM ADDICTEDthank you seattle_guy
I definatly smiled when I read this thanks
Ladyj
Well some of those are true to me by default…. Mainly cause all my friends screen names ARE their actual nicknames…. For exmaple my nickname is “FootballKid” (there’s a story about that but I’m not going into it)…. And one other friend’s nickname is Lambo (short for his last name)… But I’ll admit, some/most cracked me up…lol..
Könnt ihr mich hören?
Wir hören dich
Könnt ihr mich sehen?
Wir sehen dich
Könnt ihr mich fühlen?
Wir fühlen dich
Ich versteh euch nichtI am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict! I am not an addict!
See!? I feel much better now.
Jeff Hester aka “Mister BigBlueBall.com”
*Allow me to clear the old dinner plates and millions of drinking galsses before I reply to this one*
***Ok thats better……***
Well……..I havent seen the light of day for about oooh say 4 weeks….. do I have a problem?? Naw!!!!! Theres nothing wrong with that!!!!! The ocasinal bathroom/shower break is all I need before I’m back into my cave.
It’s sol good!!
Detn8r
Graham CoatsI have to admit i am. i cant lie
Joe
http://www.jkmagicjk.tk – For stuff about bots and so on.((((((((((((((((computer))))))))))))))))))))
yup……… im addicted…… is that a bad thing??((((((((((((((((computer))))))))))))))))))))
Detn8r
Graham CoatsThanks to all,
I just posted this stuff to be a funny to us since we all use computers
. I am addicted too and I guess that I should’ve admited also.Anyway, thanks again to all who have replied .
“Y do we close R eyez when we kiss or sleep ??? cuz the most beautiful things cannot be seen.”
When someone asks my name, I give em the e-mail address. And my dreams are like flash movies. And I do threaten to hack my friends. I’m not too addicted.
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“I’m certain it’s far beyond your comprehension. Why don’t you just go fly a kite?”
-Prima Doll, Threads of Fate
lol i was talkin to my friend and he said somin funny and i was like
L-O-L
and he said what u say?
and i realized what i said and laughed
Damn!!! That Is One Ghetto Booty!!!!
Okay okay. You caught me.
Quote:quote:(2) When someone asks you “what’s your name?” you will answer [email protected]I skip the phone numbers. I always go straight to the IM email addresses.
Quote:quote:(6) When you turn you PC off, you will have a weird feeling, like you just killed a cat.Actually it’s the feelings of killing a deer.
Quote:quote:(7) You might wake up late like 4:00 in the morning to use the restroom, and in your way to bed, you say “let’s check the email since I’m awake.”Don’t tell my mom.
Quote:quote:(8) Your wife will get jealous and might swear that the computer shouldn’t be in the bedroom….No she’s not THAT jealous.
Quote:quote:(11) And when you wanna laugh at a joke, you will say LOL or LMAO….I usually go for ELL-EMM-AYY-OOH (lmao)
Quote:quote:(12) You wanna excuse your boss, you will say “ brb” and if your boss is like you, he will say “ tyt “Shh..
WindaphonerHello to Phil, Mr. Diablos, Xteria864, and also to windaphoner.
I thank you all for your responses. Anyhow, I am at work, but I gotta say something to windaphoner. So, are you trying to tell me that you ain’t addicted ?? O ur right
.“Y do we close R eyez when we kiss or sleep ??? cuz the most beautiful things cannot be seen.”
Edited by – seattle_guy on 08/24/2002 01:22:37
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