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A perfect pie for an evening in a forum,. Lick your lips, tuck in with friends. Very nice with a glass or merlot!
Turn on your Jeff at gas mark 5.
Get out your cleanest Dave and rub it with butter, using greaseproof Spike and rub in more butter. Put on the side and leave them till later.
Get out a glass Nessa, and get out the following ingredients:
110g of wholewheat MrOats
110g of self raising detn8r
50g stigmata or butter
50g of Sarahtowny, don’t use too much of this though it can make your pie too spicy! :0)
A teaspoon of Awesomesauce
Cold PolarbearNPR to mix.
Make this pastry and leave it to rest with Dave and Spike.
Now for the middle….
700g of patndoris apples cored and peeled sliced thinly using your sharpest Tigerblade, put them in a large saucepan. Mix them with sugar, ven0m and water a small pinch of Philip. Cook gently on the top of Jeff for about 10 minutes until fluffy, then empty the mixture in to another glass Nessa and leave until cool.
Roll out half your pastry and put into your Dave, press it gently around it firming it around his edge. Now spoon in your filling. Now roll out the rest of your pastry to form the lid. Be careful Dermot to get shadowdogMU. Put a hole in the middle and firm the edge.
Place your pie in Jeff and cook for 30 mins until golden and brown.
Very nice with a Mreggsalad a rabbidkitten, and especially if you Fancy a gossipingrea with friends!
If you eat too much and feel a bit ill, just call for DrKimble, who will ride in on Someguy03 jump down and await for her Princeg, to save her from the bigbluepie …..
If I missed anyone sorry:o and yeah I was a bit bored! hehe
Have you been watching Sweeny Todd? :p
Seriously good fun, even if you DID imply that I was full of gas. 😉
Reps up!
A slightly different recipe that i got from someguy03 i met at the bus stop while we were gossipingrae…
Mix together liberal heaps of MrEggsalad and MrOats. Douse it with AwesomeSauce. You’ll need a Tigerblade to cut through that mess. Once you’ve got your Dave all greased up, be sure to Philip with the other ingredients quickly – you don’t want a Stigmata on your hands. patndoris it all together smoothly.
This dish is best served with a good thick slab of PolarbearNPR, though venison or reindeer are fine substitutes.
You’d also need a good cold glass of Nessa to wash it down with, but you’d definitely have to Spike it with some sort of ven0m after eating that sort of concoction.
After turning on the Jeff, AVOID using the detn8r, as this could potentially cause an explosion, especially if you’re in an extremely cold northern climate.
If after everything is done, and you don’t particularly Fancy the taste… no worries. You can always give it to the pets – either the shadowdogmu or the rabidkitten will pounce on it.
OMgoodness what creative juices are flowing today! Excellent job both of you. But I think I’ll forgo the meal for the moment. 😀
That must have been fun, Sarah and Tigerblade. Hopefully your kitchens weren’t too messy!
See? We have other talents besides IMing.
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