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Okay, I had a couple of very strange dreams/nightmares, and heard about a couple more strange ones so I’d just thought I’d create a topic, where you can discuss your weird dreams/nightmares….
Anyway here’s mine:
For some reason I’m in school, sitting on the roof of a 3 storey building with a collection of people, who coincidently included two people from this forum, penguin hunter and red devil. Red devil was drunk (on what I know not), and proceeding to sings insulting songs which I shall not mention here, and penguin hunter was throwing eggs at people, various other people were p*ssed out of their heads and singing vulgar songs as well.
The things started to get weird, a polar bear, dressed in a gangster suit appeared, and proceeded to randomly shoot people, penguin hunter and red devil were shot at this point, and I thought it would be a good idea to jump off the roof…
Then I landed in Alaska, or some other snowbound place, surrounded by penguins, and so things seemed to have returned to normal, however at this point the penguins picked up staplers and proceeded to try and staple me repeatedly. Wisely, I decided to get the hell out of their and ran for it, followed by assorted penguins with staplers.
Anyway I outran the penguins and sat on a rock, but then the polar bear gangster appeared, and I had to run again, fortunately at this point a zombie form of Red Devil appeared, equipped with a giant stapler. He was trying to say something to me but was inhibited by the hole due to the gunshot wound in his head. He proceeded to staple the gangster polar bear, but his head fell off and rolled away leaving me with a dead gangster polar bear in the middle of nowhere, with the talking head of red devil, which was vaguely disturbing.
At this point a collection of polar bear valkyries appeared on flying motorbikes, singing the aria to the tune of low rider. These valkyries picked up the polar bear and I, and flew off, dropping the polar bear into heaven, and dropping me into a flaming pit, at which point I woke up screaming…..
Has anyone else had similar strange experiences in dreams? I’d be interested in hearing about them, also does anyone else find that they dream sequels to dreams, so they have a dream one night, and then the next night, the dream continues?
I have this dream about once every few years:
I’m in a big basement in my cousin’s old house that has still not been completely finished, it has been turned into a maze and behind me are 3 chicks in bikinis trying to kill me. One has a sub machine gun, the other a rocket launcher, and the other a sword. I have to out run them and hide from them in this maze until I make my way out of one of those small basement windows.
Freaky, right?
Hmmm, as far as Crazy Penguin’s dream, I don’t know that freud could analyze that one (lol). But, dreams are sometimes strange and demented.
As for my own dreams, most are inappropriate to discuss on the forum without the risk of being banned, I do however have a recurring nightmare from time to time about something that actually happened while I was in the military. It was an incident involving 2 Marines who were struck by lightning while putting a radio antenna up in the middle of a bad storm. I guess my mind still lives in the past because I get this flashback a lot. These were the only 2 Marine Corps lives that I lost during my 8 years of military medicine – and for the most part I don’t think about it. But when the dream re-occurs it bugs me for several days again.
My nightmare is that Arsenal win the premiership on the same weekend that Manchester United lose to liverpool.
Wait a sec… That just happened! NOOOOOOOO!!!:( (sound of gunshot).
Ok John it wasn’t really that bad, a least we didn’t lose to Manchester City in the same week as Arsene Wanger’s Arsenal team winning the Premiership, you have to admitt that would be worse. Though this was still depressing:(, I mean I can accept Arsenal winning the Premiership because Manchester United played cr*p this season and they played well, but losing to Liverpool the same week that’s pretty bad, I’m suprised the Liverpool team had any energy after being up all night stealing the wheels of tires…(that was a Northern England joke if you don’t get it I ain’t explaining)
The funniest dream I had lately was of a friend of mine, who shall remain namesless (*cough* Livesey *cough*) trying to jump onto one of his mates (while drunk) missing, landing on his head and knocking himself unconcious…wait a minute that happened on Saturday. Muahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!
Seriously now the wierdest dream I had was this guy was chacing me with a gun but he was in a canal boat, and for some reason I wouldn’t run away from the canal, then I jump down this warterfall in the canal then the boat just kinda stopped and I realised that I was the one in the boat and I was chasing someone else, then I woke up. When I woke up I was like ‘WTF kind of dream was that’ then I went back to sleep. Well that’s it, you’ve had a brief glance into the warped world of the Penguin Hunter I hope you enjoyed it, or at least calling and asylum and asking them to take me away.
Okay, I had another strange dream last night so I thought I’d share it with the good people at BBB 🙂
Okay here it is:
I’m walking down a road going somewhere … somewhere important, though where I’m going I don’t know. Then a group of giant red squirrels appear and kidnap me.
So there I am being dragged off by a group of giant talking red squirrels who are arguing about which are the best types of nuts, this argument is long and involved and very difficult to follow, especially since all the squirrels appear to have Scottish accents.
As I’m dragged along I pass penguin hunter being savaged by a group of puppies, wearing the uniforms of policemen (puppy-sized obviously), and a group of my friends playing volleyball with red devils head.
At this point the squirrels carry me up a tree, and suddenly I’m in a tree house with a pen in my hand and a collection of papers full of complicated looking diagrams, which I don’t understand at all, and I know that I have to figure them out of bad things will happen. At the front of the tree house is an old red squirrel jabbering about maths in an incomprehensible Scottish accent, punctuating his meaningless gibberish with vicious stabs with his point at a blackboard.
Then things get weird, the old Scottish squirrel shouts 2calculate pi to the 100th decimal place, you can do it if you eat enough pie”, and starts shoving pie’s at me. Then a group of flying talking pies appear and start singing “pie, pie, pie” while flying round my head, and a group of penguins waddle in and start drawing pictures of pie’s on the board. Then red devils head is thrown threw the window and he says “no it’s Pie, Pie, Piiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, get the words right. Fool.” Then red devil, the old Scottish squirrel, the pies, and the penguins all start singing “Pie, Pie, Piiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
At this point I scream and run and jump out of the tree house window and wake up.
Is it me or do all my dreams seem to be disturbing, and rather strange?
I’m very worried about you, all your dreams seem to involve me getting killed or saviged and Red Devil being decapatated…though the latter isn’t such a bad thing.
Also I do get savaged every night by a police puppy (I got a new puppy on Saturday and it’s gunna be a police dog) so at least part of you dreams have come true…
lol.. I don’t have a dream to talk about but did want to say .. maybe you should think about protection Penguin hunter.. and maybe its Penguins way of seeking revenge on the hunter. Either way.. watch out lol..
In my dreams you don’t ALWAYS get killed or savaged Penguin Hunter, you sometimes get humiliated and tortured, and occasionally nothing at all happens to you, because you’re not in them!
And it seems my dreams are also prophetic so….
Only partially prophetic, as I’m determined that one day I will decapatate John and play Volyball with his head, :mad:Muahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!:mad:
I used to always have dreams of bugs, and falling from high heights.
Speaking of bugs, I had a dream once when I lifted off some loose layers of cement on my patio, and found bright red scorpions under them. Or oanother dream I had was when I discovered there was little furry bee-like things that lived inside of pinecones. And another dream when me and my friend were outside taking off our shirts and letting big black spiders crawl in them. Then, when we shook them all off and put our shirts back on, there was still a spider in mine! and I kept shaking around trying to get it out, and when I woke up my arm hurt. 😮
I had a dream a LONG, LONG time ago when I was taking a walk in some snowey mountains, and I just fell off the edge. 😮 (I have tons of other dreams like that too, but I don’t want to tell them all) 😉
Quote:quote:I’m in a big basement in my cousin’s old house that has still not been completely finished, it has been turned into a maze and behind me are 3 chicks in bikinis trying to kill me. One has a sub machine gun, the other a rocket launcher, and the other a sword. I have to out run them and hide from them in this maze until I make my way out of one of those small basement windows.SCARY! 😮
Quote:quote:Originally posted by Crazy PenguinOkay, I had a couple of very strange dreams/nightmares, and heard about a couple more strange ones so I’d just thought I’d create a topic, where you can discuss your weird dreams/nightmares….
Anyway here’s mine:
For some reason I’m in school, sitting on the roof of a 3 storey building with a collection of people, who coincidently included two people from this forum, penguin hunter and red devil. Red devil was drunk (on what I know not), and proceeding to sings insulting songs which I shall not mention here, and penguin hunter was throwing eggs at people, various other people were p*ssed out of their heads and singing vulgar songs as well.
The things started to get weird, a polar bear, dressed in a gangster suit appeared, and proceeded to randomly shoot people, penguin hunter and red devil were shot at this point, and I thought it would be a good idea to jump off the roof…
Then I landed in Alaska, or some other snowbound place, surrounded by penguins, and so things seemed to have returned to normal, however at this point the penguins picked up staplers and proceeded to try and staple me repeatedly. Wisely, I decided to get the hell out of their and ran for it, followed by assorted penguins with staplers.
Anyway I outran the penguins and sat on a rock, but then the polar bear gangster appeared, and I had to run again, fortunately at this point a zombie form of Red Devil appeared, equipped with a giant stapler. He was trying to say something to me but was inhibited by the hole due to the gunshot wound in his head. He proceeded to staple the gangster polar bear, but his head fell off and rolled away leaving me with a dead gangster polar bear in the middle of nowhere, with the talking head of red devil, which was vaguely disturbing.
At this point a collection of polar bear valkyries appeared on flying motorbikes, singing the aria to the tune of low rider. These valkyries picked up the polar bear and I, and flew off, dropping the polar bear into heaven, and dropping me into a flaming pit, at which point I woke up screaming…..
Has anyone else had similar strange experiences in dreams? I’d be interested in hearing about them, also does anyone else find that they dream sequels to dreams, so they have a dream one night, and then the next night, the dream continues?
Nope, I mean it never happened to me
Quote:quote:Originally posted by El DiabloQuote:quote:Originally posted by Crazy PenguinHas anyone else had similar strange experiences in dreams? I’d be interested in hearing about them
Nope, I mean it never happened to me
I think you need to read again. He’s interested in hearing the stories, he’s not interested in not hearing the stories.
I support Arsenal, my dad and brother support Man Utd. although they acknowledge that Arsenal is way too good these last several seasons.
Quote:quote:Originally posted by magistykI have this dream about once every few years:
I’m in a big basement in my cousin’s old house that has still not been completely finished, it has been turned into a maze and behind me are 3 chicks in bikinis trying to kill me. One has a sub machine gun, the other a rocket launcher, and the other a sword. I have to out run them and hide from them in this maze until I make my way out of one of those small basement windows.
Freaky, right?
Magistyk, consider yourself lucky and privileged to have such dreams! 😎 Can you donate those dreams to me?
I’ve once dreamed of wearing a ring with any power I desired, like Captain Planet (haha). I used to have dreams of robbers entering our house, we all quietly hiding under a car and once even playing a board game while he was robbing the house!
Another time, a guy was drilling the ground for some reason and somehow got to my dad’s office window in our house. My dad wouldn’t respond to me, and he left the house safely without even helping me.
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