Dumb Things People Do

We all do dumb things, But some are just beyond dumb.

1. Police in Wichita , Kansas arressted a 22 year old man at an airport
after he tried to pass two (counterfit) $16 bills.

2.A man in Johannesburg, South Africa shot his 49yr old friend in the face, seriously wounding him while the two of them practiced shooting beer cans off each others heads.

3.The Chino, California city council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons setting a $500 fine for anyone denonating one within city limits.

4.A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and began to complain of whiplash, and back pain.

5.A swedish business consultant Ulf of Trolle Labored 13 years on a book about swedish economic solutions. He took the 250 page manuscript to the copier only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.

6.When a service station attendants in Michigan refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the robber threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.

7.Police in Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with two wires to a photo copy machine.The message “Hes lieing” was placed in the copier and the police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasnt telling the truth. Believing the “lie Detecter” was working the suspect confessed.

8.A Los Angeles Man stole a steamroller and led the police on a 5mph chase untill an officer stepped aboard and brought the veicle to a stop.
When asked why he stole the steamroller, The man said “because I was tired of walking.”
LadyJ;)