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Periodically, I’ll get some wierdo messaging me. Normally I ignore them, but sometimes I like to play along. This one is the first of many from “rbrown” or “timothyclub”. The story gets pretty thick. If there is interest, I’ll post the other chatlogs I have from him and expound on what developed out of it.
Anyway, here is the first chatlog:
Session Start (Yahoo! – indytone:rcbrown1964): Mon Nov 18 21:10:02 2002
rcbrown1964:[/b] Hey man, how ballsy do you think you could get for $3,000?
indytone: that’s a lot of money
rcbrown1964:[/b] would you make a fool of yourself for that kind of cash?
indytone: hmmm… as long as i didn’t get hurt or anything permenantly and you covered all hospital bills, i guess.
rcbrown1964:[/b] This is Rich Brown “King Fool” from the KING OF FOOLS radio show, bringing DOLLAR DARES to Indy today. FOR $3000 I DARE someone from the Circle City to let a stranger give him an extreme wedgie AND tickle him for an hour nonstop…with no questions asked. Interested?
indytone: I’ve never heard of your show.
rcbrown1964:[/b] Well, that’s too bad….but is it worth the risk for 3 grand?
indytone: so, basically, i’d piss my pants, get a wedgie, and laugh for an hour nonstop… hmmmm….
rcbrown1964:[/b] exactly
indytone: and i’m assuming this would be on the air…
indytone: I’d probably have to miss work…
rcbrown1964:[/b] No we will interview the person whose house you go to….and have them go on the air to talk about it.
rcbrown1964:[/b] And by the way…that was close to a question…without a question mark. No more of those….you either accept the dare as is, with no further information….or you decline
indytone: i’m assuming i will take care of the travel….
indytone: i’ll do it.
indytone: i was thinking to myself, it’s not my problem if you answered my thoughts lol
rcbrown1964:[/b] Yes you’ll take care of the travel…..No more disguised questions……You are accepting the dare?
indytone: look. i said i’d do it.
rcbrown1964:[/b] Ok, what side of town are you on?
indytone: west side.
rcbrown1964:[/b] Ok, not that it matters….lol…Stand by
rcbrown1964:[/b] Ok we’re sending you to 1435 E. LeGrande Ave. on the south side, apartment 3. According to the card it’s a house and looks just like a house, but has been turned into several apartments. So you’ll need to just walk on in the front door, but then find apartment 3 on the lower level and knock on the door. Do you need directions to LeGrande?
indytone: yes
rcbrown1964:[/b] Ok can you find your way to Raymond and Shelby?
indytone: no.
indytone: i just moved here.
rcbrown1964:[/b] Ok do you know how to use Yahoo Maps?
indytone: what is that? i’ll have to take the bus unless you want to pick me up.
rcbrown1964:[/b] I can’t do that. Are there even any buses running this late?
indytone: yes.
indytone: i won’t have a ride home though if no one will drive me.
rcbrown1964:[/b] Well I don’t know how to give you directions for the bus driver, since you’re either on the right bus or you’re not
indytone: do you know what bus line is around there or major places where there may be a bus stop?
rcbrown1964:[/b] Rayjmond and Shelby
indytone: ok. i can look it up. i’ll need a ride home.
rcbrown1964:[/b] give me a second to look up something
indytone: ok
rcbrown1964:[/b] Ok you’ll catch bus 22, the Shelby bus
rcbrown1964:[/b] Catch it to Shelby and Troy
rcbrown1964:[/b] When you’re walking start out going west on Troy toward Shelby
rcbrown1964:[/b] turn right onto Shelby
rcbrown1964:[/b] Go to Raymond and turn right
rcbrown1964:[/b] Go the State and turn left
rcbrown1964:[/b] Go to the first stop sign….that’s LeGrande. Turn left.
rcbrown1964:[/b] Ok?
indytone: i’m writing it down.
rcbrown1964:[/b] You knowwhat? The bus schedule says that bus stops going over that way at 6
indytone: ok. is there an elevator?
rcbrown1964:[/b] No and anyway it’s on the lower floor. It’s just an old, ugly house
indytone: at 6? what?
rcbrown1964:[/b] 6:33
rcbrown1964:[/b] that’s the last bus going to Shelby and Troy
indytone: oh
rcbrown1964:[/b] What if you take a cab
indytone: that’s expensive. but i guess it’s worth the 3 thousand bux
rcbrown1964:[/b] You’ll do that then?
indytone: if there are any stop or anything like that, i will be in need of assistance.
rcbrown1964:[/b] any stops? I don’t understand
indytone: a month ago, i was put into a wheelchair.
indytone: that’s why i have to take the bus and vancabs everywhere.
rcbrown1964:[/b] How handicapped are you? I mean you can get a wedgie and all?
indytone: i meant steps, not stops. sorry.
indytone: well, i figure if i can wear underpants, I can get a wedgie.
rcbrown1964:[/b] You can’t stand for it?
indytone: if there’s a counter, i can prop myself up for it.
rcbrown1964:[/b] can I ask a personal question? This has no bearing….but what are you in the chair for?
rcbrown1964:[/b] hello?
indytone: i was walking my dog about a month ago and some highschool kids were driving really fast and thought it would be funny to hit my dog…
indytone: give me time to type please.
indytone: it’s hard.
rcbrown1964:[/b] Oh wow…so it’s not permanent though?
indytone: they hit my dog and i threw a bottle at their car.
indytone: they came back and the four of them beat me.
indytone: hello?
rcbrown1964:[/b] Yes I asked if it’s a permanent thing? Like a broken leg?
rcbrown1964:[/b] I mean temporary like a broken leg
indytone: oh. sorry.
indytone: it all depends. the doctor says if therapy goes really really well and if i keep good spirits, there’s a 43% chance i will regain feeling in my legs…
indytone: if that happens…
indytone: there is a 23% chance i’ll walk again.
rcbrown1964:[/b] So how fragile are you? Can you get a wedgie and be tickled without it hurting you?
indytone: sir, i have no feeling in my lower half. think about it.
rcbrown1964:[/b] I think this is a bad idea
indytone: why? i can’t feel pain, and for some reason i think you were meant to contact me.
indytone: i’ve been praying for money to help with my court fees and such.
rcbrown1964:[/b] then let’s do it tomorrow when we can make sure it’s a place that’s handicapped accessible and you can get a bus
rcbrown1964:[/b] Ok?
indytone: sounds good.
rcbrown1964:[/b] I’ll be in touch
indytone: how?
rcbrown1964:[/b] via email
indytone: ok
rcbrown1964:[/b] your yahoo email
indytone: good bye, and God bless.
LOL Thats is sooooo funny, I wonder if the dude knows your joking with him…hehe… Yea you gotta post more of those!!!
One thing, you shouldn’t post someone’s IM info. in public, its not so good.
And, yeah, it was funny!!
Quote:quote:So what happened next???????Patience patience m’dear. Be sure to tune next time for the adventures of….
*Dum dum dum*
Crippled wedgie boy!
So what happend next? Nothing. I, of course never went (although it was tempting to sit from afar and see what would happen). I talked to a friend of mine who also lives in Indianapolis; he had been contacted by the same guy a few days prior but just put him on ignore. I think this wierdo is just doing an advanced member search for guys online at the time from Indy.
Anyway, some time passed and he IM’d me again:
Session Start (Yahoo! – indytone:timothyclub[/b]): Fri Jan 03 22:15:15 2003
timothyclub[/b]: Hi, Tim Maines with X-107 FM radio…..can we chat a second?
indytone: ok.
timothyclub[/b]: the chat here will be read on air….is that ok?
indytone: . . .
indytone: are you going to give out my yahoo ID?
timothyclub[/b]: no
indytone: How will you refer to me?
timothyclub[/b]: antonio
timothyclub[/b]: no last name
indytone: I’d prefer Sir Antonio
timothyclub[/b]: so how old are you anonio?
indytone: It says in my profile.
timothyclub[/b]: Ok you know….I was wanting to give you a chance to win some money, but you clearly don’t want to talk, so that’s ok. Bye
indytone: how much money?
timothyclub[/b]: $5,500
indytone: what would i have to do?
timothyclub[/b]: first you have to stop being a jerk
indytone: oh, i didn’t realize I was being a jerk. sorry.
timothyclub[/b]: so how old are you?
indytone: 27.
timothyclub[/b]: are you married?
indytone: NO.
timothyclub[/b]: Antonio, tonight I’d like to give you a chance to win 24 hours with any of last year’s MISS USA contestants….on any date you design….along with $5,500. Interested?
timothyclub[/b]: Wow I never dreamed that Miss USA contestants would you turn you off from talking to me
indytone: i was in the bathroom.
indytone: that sounds fun.
indytone: what do i do?
timothyclub[/b]: Have you heard of WHO DARES WINS?
indytone: no
timothyclub[/b]: It’s a chance for you to win by making an idiot of yourself……are you up for it?
indytone: what do i need to do?
timothyclub[/b]: Well you will be playing against a guy named Todd, on the south side. In a moment you will be going to his place in Indianapolis….where you guys will spend quite a bit of time together. This is an endurance dare, and the first one to back out forfeits…and the other wins. Here’s what’s involved
timothyclub[/b]: when you get to Todd’s the 2 of you will strip naked….You will then use duct tape to tape yourselves together, one arm and one leg taped securely to his arm and leg. And you will hop in the bed…..and not talk. first person to talk or get out of bed or cut the tape loses…and the other wins the cash and date Ok?
indytone: is he gay?
indytone: what if i have to use the bathroom?
timothyclub[/b]: I don’t think so….because his first question was, “why not with a girl?”
indytone: ok
timothyclub[/b]: You can have bathroom breaks….but cannot break the tape….so you’ll have to go at the same time
indytone: what about food? or is that part of the thing, no food.
timothyclub[/b]: You can take food / drink with you….just keep it near the bed
indytone: sweet.
indytone: yeah, i’ll do it.
timothyclub[/b]: cool beans, then let me go over some details
indytone: ok
timothyclub[/b]: 1) the no talking rule starts immediately when you knock on the door.so there will be no “hi, I’m todd.” You just go in and when he strips, you strip.
indytone: ok
timothyclub[/b]: 2) todd mentioned he just had an operation and has a scar that can’t be exposed , so I did tell him it’s ok to wear a tshirt…but nothing else
timothyclub[/b]: 3) You are permitted to use the bathroom….but you can’t separate the tape, so you guys will have to go together Use two fingers as a peace symbol toshow you need to go to the bathroom
timothyclub[/b]: 4) Since todd is providing the duct tape, I gave him the exact way to tape you guys….it will be one of his legs to one of yours, one hand and one arm to one of his…but he’ll do it exactly as I said
timothyclub[/b]: 5) You are totally encouraged to try to get each other totalk or back out….you can wrestle, pull hair, tickle, etc. You ready to do this now?
indytone: whoa slow down.
timothyclub[/b]: sorry, copying and pasting from when I wrote it for todd
indytone: sure!
indytone: i’m ready
timothyclub[/b]: Ok what side of town are you on?
indytone: West
timothyclub[/b]: do you know where raymond & shelbyis?
indytone: yes.
timothyclub[/b]: Ok go there….then go east on raymond a couple stoplights until you come to STATE AVE. turn left on State. the first road you’ll come to is LeGrande. Turn left on LeGrande
indytone: ok
timothyclub[/b]: Go to 1435. This is a regular ugly house on the outside, but turned into several apartments inside…so todd said to just go inside the front door without bothering to knock……then find apartment 3 and knock on it.
indytone: is it on the first floor?
timothyclub[/b]: let me ask
indytone: Also, is there a number i can call if i get lost?
timothyclub[/b]: Ok yes it’s on the first floor….and no his phone has been disconnected….he said he’s online with a cable modem
indytone: i meant you
indytone: or the station
indytone: in case i get lost.
timothyclub[/b]: I couldn’t help you if you get lost…..I do not know the area at all…lol
timothyclub[/b]: but a word of advice
indytone: ?
timothyclub[/b]: anybody can get you directions to raymond & shelby….so feel free to stop and ask for directions
indytone: oh, ok.
timothyclub[/b]: and there re stores at that intersection that can direct you to LeGrande
indytone: when do i go?
indytone: and what happens if i lose?
timothyclub[/b]: I’d like you there in a half hour….so you would print out these instructions and leave immediately
timothyclub[/b]: and if you lose….well you’ll still win something…we’ll see to that
indytone: oh ok
indytone: what will i win?
indytone: i’m gonna have my friend bring me over since i can
timothyclub[/b]: a couple hundred dollars of gift certificats
indytone: can’t drive for a bit.
timothyclub[/b]: you understand he can’t stay,right?
indytone: i wouldn’t want him to.
timothyclub[/b]: lol
indytone: he’ll just have to help me get inside.
timothyclub[/b]: Ok that’s fine
timothyclub[/b]: why?
timothyclub[/b]: you disabled?
indytone: because my eyesight is really bad in the dark.
timothyclub[/b]: Oh ok
timothyclub[/b]: well go ahead and get going….and good luck my friend
indytone: that’s why it took me so long to read it.
indytone: ok.
timothyclub[/b]: byeIm superized you didnt ask who would be supervising.
What a joke. Hey man, maybe you should take his ID, and backfire it on him. Pretend your from like the radio station from the north side.. or urm, something. I’m sure you think you could come up with something creative.
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