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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking his pitbull on a lead. Behind him was a queue
of 200 men walking in a single file.The man couldn’t stand the curiosity.
He respectfully approached the man walking the dog, “I am sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in a single file.
Whose funeral is it?” The man replied, “Well, that first hearse is for my wife.” “What happened to her?”
The man replied, “My pitbull attacked and killed her.”
He inquired further, “Well, who is in the second hearse?”
The man answered, “My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.”
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
“Can I borrow the Dog?” the inquisitive man asks.
“Get in line.”
That was good, it reminded me of “The crazy test”
The crazy test(if you awnser correctly, you are crazy):
A woman is attending her brothers funeral, and while she is there, she sees a man that she thinks looks really good, he works at for the casket company, but by the end of the funeral, she did not ask him his name, a week later she kills her sister, why?To see the guy again…
I took that test to…Did you really pass???
Hehehe, if we ever appoint a BBB encounter, make sure you sit far from me..I am scared;).
In the one I did, the man didnt work for the casket company…if he had I might have passed too…
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Shadow, since when a crazy person admited to be that crazy??:confused::D
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