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September 13, 2002 at 6:51 pm #14153
Jeff Hester
KeymasterGuilty Looks Enter Tree Beers
WANTS PAWN TERM DARE WORSTED LADLE GULL HOE HAT search putty yowler coils debt pimple colder Guilty Looks. Guilty Looks lift inner ladle cordage saturated adder shirt dissidence firmer bag florist, any ladle gull orphan aster murder toe letter gore entity florist oil buyer shelf.
“Guilty Looks!” crater murder angularly, “Hominy terms area garner asthma suture stooped quiz-chin? Goiter door florist? Sordidly NUTY”
“Wire nut, murder?” wined Guilty Looks, hoe dint peony tension tore murder’s scaldings.
“Cause dorsal lodge an wicket beer inner florist hoe orphan molasses pimple. Ladle gulls shut kipper ware firm debt candor ammonol, an stare otter debt floristl Debt florist’s mush toe dentures furry ladle gull!”
Wail, pimple oil-wares wander doe wart udder pimple dum wampum toe doe. Debt’s jest hormone nurture. Wan moaning, Guilty Looks dissipater murder, an win entity florist.
Fur lung, disk avengeress gull wetter putty yowler coils cam tore morticed ladle cordage inhibited buyer hull firmly off beers–Fodder Beer (home pimple, fur oblivious raisins, coiled “Brewing”), Murder Beer, an Ladle Bore Beer. Disk moaning, oiler beers hat jest lifter cordage, ticking ladle baskings, an hat gun entity florist toe peck block-barriers an rash-barriers. Guilty Looks ranker dough ball; bought, off curse, nor-bawdy worse hum, soda sully ladle gull win baldly rat entity beer’s horsel
Honor tipple inner darning rum, stud tree boils fuller sop–wan grade bag boiler sop, wan muddle-sash boil, an wan tawny ladle boil. Guilty Looks. tucker spun fuller sop firmer grade bag boil-bushy spurted art inner hoary!
“Archl” crater gull, “Debt sop’s toe hart–barns mar momel”
Dingy traitor sop inner muddle-sash boil, witch worse toe coiled. Butter sop inner tawny ladle boil worse jest rat, an Guilty Looks aided oil lop.
Dingy nudist tree cheers–wan anomalous cheer, wan muddle-sash cheer, an wan tawny ladle cheer. Guilty Looks set darn inner ladle cheer, bushy worse toe bag ferret, ant soddenly- bustard.
Clamming upper stars tutor beer’s bet-rum, Guilty Looks dish-cupboard tree bets–wan grade bag bet, wan muddle-sash bet, an wan tawny ladle bet. Failing torrid, shay flunker shelf honor ladle bet, an, jester cobbler menace letter, worse sunder slip an snorting.
Inner ladle wile, donors offer cordage cam beck firmer barrier-pecking extradition, currying baskings fuller rash-barriers. Whinny entity darning rum, Fodder Beer stuttered snuffing an gruelling tomb shelf .
“Warts ban goring earn hair? crumpled dole beer, “Conjure small psalm-sing deferent a boarder horse?”
“Crashes!” crater murder beer, ashy castor quack glands adder tipple, “Hose ban muddling wet debt sop?”
Ladle Bore Beer stuttered crayon.
“Jest locket mar ladle boiler sop- oil garbled dopel An locket mar itchy pitchy cheer–oil bustardl”
Locking adder bustard cheer, Murder Beer bay-gander gat historical, an stuttered hurling tore horse-barn:
“Brewingl Brewing! Way gut BURGHERS inner horse. HORSE BURGHERS! Quack! Coiler place! Wail, dun stun dare lacking end-bustle during nosingl Coiler Place Deportment, quack!
“Harmer garner coiler Place Deportment wen way dun heifer toiler-fun?” resplendent Brewing, inner trampling verse. “Set darn, worming, an cape quoitl Yore oil-wares thanking dare burghers inner horse!”
Oiler shame, Brewing worse jesters scarred aster udders; infect, haze niece war shagging.
Finely, Fodder Beer gutter grade bag short-gum, Murder Beer gutter muddle-sash haunting raffle, an Ladle Bore Beer gutter tawny ladle pestle, an oiler beers crypt upper stars, ware Guilty Looks worse line honor bet, sunder slip an snorting. Herring door beers, shay weakened, lipped otter door windrow, an dished aware harm jesters fascist shagged scrabble.
Oiler beers tar darner stars, an stuttered toe locker doers an windrows.
“Fodder,” aster ladle bore beer, finely, “Wart worse debt discussing crasher honor bet? Wart worse debt ogling ammonol wet oil debt yowler far honor had, an hoe dint half nor far atoll honor beck? Wart worse
debt hobble lurking crasher, Fodder?”
Fodder Beer shuttered.
“Comb hair, mar bore. Heresy gut lessen furrier! Debt discussing crasher worsen HORMONE BANG! Kipper ware firm debt candor ammonoll Dare nor gutl Warts mar, are dun wander catcher goring entity florist oil bar yore shelf. Debt florist’s mush toe dentures I’urry ladle beer!
September 13, 2002 at 7:38 pm #100715rustedtight
MemberGuldee lurks
Quote:quote:Wail, pimple oil-wares wander doe wart udder pimple dum wampum toe doe. Debt’s jest hormone nurture. Wan moaning, Guilty Looks dissipater murder, an win entity florist.Hymen hoe dump his dart?
Edited by – rustedtight on 09/13/2002 14:58:45
September 13, 2002 at 7:50 pm #100718shearheaven
MemberCaffine overdose?…
…lmaoshearheaven
September 13, 2002 at 10:39 pm #100720VaderX
Membertoo much coffee this morning eh?
CehNehDian!
September 13, 2002 at 10:39 pm #100717shearheaven
MemberOkay…I have read this thing over and over…lol…I made out Fodder Beer is Father Beer…Murder Beer is Mother bear…and Ladle Bore Beer is Little baby bear…maybe Guilty is Goldielocks?…Florest is forest…Is the answer Goldielocks and the 3 Bears?…man I”m really not sure…lol…jest rat is maybe just right?…lol
shearheaven
Edited by – shearheaven on 09/13/2002 17:40:46
September 13, 2002 at 10:52 pm #100714Jeff Hester
KeymasterDing-ding-ding-ding-ding!!!! We have a winner! Yes, that is the Anguish Languish translation of the classic fairy tale. Very amusing stuff, eh?
Jeff Hester aka “Mister BigBlueBall.com”
September 14, 2002 at 2:23 am #100719VaderX
MemberNO! LOL

CehNehDian!
September 14, 2002 at 6:19 am #100716melnee
Memberhmmmm, and I thought I have been talking weird and saying nutty things after 2 weeks with no sleep….Seems I was speaking another language. I must be smarter than I thought!!

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