How to beat a speeding ticket

A man was pulled over for speeding 88 mph in a 45 zone. The cop asks for his drivers license and the guys says, “I’m sorry officer, but my license was suspended.” The cop asks for his registration and the guy says, “It’s in the glove compartment, but it’s not in my name because I stole this car in a car jacking and I killed the woman that owns the car and stuffed her in the trunk and the gun I used in the glove compartment.” At this point the cop tells the guy to keep his hands in sight and he radios for back-up.

When a supervisor shows up, the cop tells him the story and he walks up to the guy in the car. The supervisor asks to see the guy’s drivers license and the guy hands it over and it is valid with the guys real name and information. The supervisor then asks for the registration and the guy says, “It’s in the glove compartment.” The supervisor tells the guy to keep his hands in plane sight walks around to the other side of the car and opens the glove compartment. There is the registration in the guys name and everything seems in order. Next he asks him to open the trunk, and the only thing in there is a spare tire. At this point the supervisor tells the guy what the other cop had told him. The guy replies, “I bet that liar told you that I was speeding too!”

With apologies to neo_ny_23 who previously posted this.