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I thought this was funny….
Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV — but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50-year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again have a cheap apartment, a cheap car, sleep on a sofa bed, & have my 10 inch black and white TV.
heh, the first thing i thought of when i saw the topic title was:
Mawwage… mawwage is what bwings us togedder toooday. (the princess bride, if you dont recognize it)
seems the furnishings could be an ok trade off, no? :p
Hahahah! That’s a great movie…I absoludely adore it. Carey Elwes is amazing in that one. So weird to think that the dread pirate roberts is the middle aged unattractive guy in Saw… *blink*
First thing I thought was “What Makes You Laugh — Marriage. Yep, that’s about right” Heheh.
*grin* Whadda hound. Great one though…sounds like something I’d say. The man’s part…not the womans *wink*