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9 Wombats working.
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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me.1. An emu up a gum tree.
2. Two pink galahs.
3. Three jabirus.
4. Four kookaburras.
5. Five kangaroos.
6. Six platypuses.
7. Seven koalas climbing.
8. Eight possums playing.
9. Nine wombats working.
10. Ten lizards leaping.
11. Eleven numbats nagging.
12. Twelve parrots prattlingThen would you accept………
9 chewed-thru light strings?From the 12 cats of christmas………….
On the twelfth day of Christmas I looked at my poor tree
12 cats a-climbing
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands……………………and my 12 cats laughing at me
9. Blame it on the hardware.
For the twelfth bug of Christmas the hacker said to me:
12. Tell them it’s a feature,
11. Say it’s not supported,
10. Change the documentation,
9. Blame it on the hardware,
8. Find a way around it,
7. Say they need an upgrade,
6. Reinstall the software,
5. Ask for a dump,
4. Run it with the debugger,
3. Try to reproduce it,
2. Ask them how they did it,
1.and see if they can do it again.
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