Some Amusing Famous Quotes

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
– Dick Cavett

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
– Douglas Adams

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
– Groucho Marx

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn’t explain away afterwards.
– Rudyard Kipling

If you’ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
– John Wayne

In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn’t have any, they gave you some.
– Emo Philips

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was pro da. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
– Yakov Smirnoff

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung
– Voltaire

“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
– Ambrose Bierce

Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.
– Jimmy Carr

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