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Hi, and Welcome, I am Tfel Dnah.
Here you may ask those difficult questions and on behalf of the wood spirits, some old dead indian guide that hangs around n a quart o scotch I will try to give an answer.
What? your asking. OK here you can enquire about:
why Smurfs are in blue.
Advise on the care n feeding of cooties
How do I pick my nose politely?
Are lefthanders all insane?
What direction do fans turn.
Why does my b/f fall asleep after dinner.Tfel Dnah, friend off…….
rustedtightThankyou Miss Dee.
I have since mastered this keyboard and now have my own identity.
computers are such cold unemotional objects, it surprised me to find there was really nobody or thing occupying its interior.
I will think on this.
TfelMay the earth move for you also.
Hmmm? Whatever. Ok, here’s a question: Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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“I’m certain it’s far beyond your comprehension. Why don’t you just go fly a kite?”
-Prima Doll, Threads of Fate
HEY! I’m lefthanded, and I dont think im insane. I have heard it said that anyone who is lefthanded uses the right side of their brain. So, maybe we are the “sane” ones here. 
We never lose the ones we love, we lose the person, but love never dies. 🙂
Most people that are insane think they aren’t…… They just think that they are right and everyone that opposes them are wrong…
Wir versteh euch nicht
I’m right handed and perfectly sane. All Left handed people are insane!!!!! Mwahhahahhahahahah!! The nice people in the white coats are coming to take me away! They’re comng to take me away haha they’re coming to take me away!
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“I’m certain it’s far beyond your comprehension. Why don’t you just go fly a kite?”
-Prima Doll, Threads of Fate
I think this might be an appropriate time to ask, does the right hand know what the “left hand” is doing?
Jeff Hester aka “Mister BigBlueBall.com”
I always wanted to know…….. why is the sky blue???
And whats the meaning of life……??? I asked my mommy, and she told me to pay taxes.Detn8r
Graham Coats
It’s time for a changeEdited by – detn8r on 08/15/2002 00:36:18
I have always wanted to know who decided what words were curse words? And why? And why is crap, or poop not considered curse words but sh** is? Its all about the same thing? Stupid huh? hey, maybe I AM insane….
We never lose the ones we love, we lose the person, but love never dies. 🙂
Quote:quote: I think this might be an appropriate time to ask, does the right hand know what the “left hand” is doing?Ah, small one, You have thought long on this……….
Your answer:
Only during applauseMay the earth move for you also.
Edited by – tfel dnah on 08/15/2002 06:43:12
Quote:quote: Hmmm? Whatever. Ok, here’s a question: Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?It wasnt always this way child.
Long long ago in a galaxy far far away we drove on driveways then Mungo built a park between 2 towns………..100 miles apart were the towns. ergo
Tfel
May the earth move for you also.
Quote:quote:HEY! I’m lefthanded, and I dont think im insane. I have heard it said that anyone who is lefthanded uses the right side of their brain. So, maybe we are the “sane” ones hereOK, lock this one up.
Tfel
May the earth move for you also.
Quote:quote: Most people that are insane think they aren’t…… They just think that they are right and everyone that opposes them are wrong…Father? is that you?
The thinkers are wrong, they are.
Two wrongs are just that, 2 wrongs, right?Tfel
May the earth move for you also.
Quote:quote: I always wanted to know…….. why is the sky blue???
And whats the meaning of life……??? I asked my mommy, and she told me to pay taxes.Chief Sittin Onit wishes to reply.
Greetings great thinker…… in order of complexity I will reply thus: Listen to your Mommy……….. Just pay em.
The meaning of life…………. 42 n a half.
Blue sky?…………….. would you have accepted puce? I think not.Sittin Onit
May the earth move for you also.
Quote:quote: I have always wanted to know who decided what words were curse words? And why? And why is crap, or poop not considered curse words but sh** is? Its all about the same thing? Stupid huh? hey, maybe I AM insane….You escaped, congratulations your now legally sane.
You answer:Just crap off n stop freakin askin me that poopy sh** OK?
Are you anal retentive?Tfel
May the earth move for you also.
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