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June 28, 2006 at 8:40 pm #23674detn8rParticipant
If you ever wondered why little Tiffany left (and if you’re even questioning who little Tiffany is, it’s because she left us, so long, long ago) our beloved BigBlueBall, this is why:
Little Tiffany’s mother was doing her regular weekly check of those damned cookie crumbs that trail every view of web pages. Upon the check, a little cookie by the name of “BigBlueBall” appeared among others by her naughty, naughty brother. Her mother thought to her self, she’d give little Tiffany the benefit of the doubt and slam her brother instead. Three days later, these appeared in the mail, with the return address labeled “J. Hester”.
oh my… poor little Tiffany :p
June 28, 2006 at 9:01 pm #147068Jeff HesterKeymasterVery clever…. glad you’re putting your Photoshop skills to productive use! :p
June 29, 2006 at 4:28 am #147083DragonSlayerzMemberlol wow.. Do you know where I can get a pair of those?
June 29, 2006 at 8:06 pm #147078RabidKittenParticipantDragon… *grins* Here you are, lovely.
Don’t forget a pair of these *points*
*giggle* I’m so tempted to get a set…just so that the next unfortunate soul I drag into dating me and I can match *cackles like mad*
The Mighty Queen Of France gets a Rep Up for that one *still laughing*
June 29, 2006 at 10:02 pm #147070detn8rParticipantDid you really think I was kidding? Tiffany hasn’t been around since 1969! :crying:
June 29, 2006 at 10:51 pm #147084DragonSlayerzMemberlol, damn if only they were free, hehehe =).
June 30, 2006 at 1:56 am #147086PolarBearNPRParticipantAhhh, yes, I see, but were you around in 1969? :woot: Or is this just some urban internet legend that has a life of it’s own.
Anyway, interesting dating system there.
June 30, 2006 at 4:49 am #147075TigerbladeParticipantRabidKitten wrote:Dragon… *grins* Here you are, lovely.Don’t forget a pair of these *points*
hahaha… from the product description:
Quote:They’re 100% cotton, open fly…for thinking outside the boxers.well… i guess they do say men don’t always think with their brains, so…
sad thing is, i’m tempted to get those. i think people would get the wrong idea though.
June 30, 2006 at 10:36 am #147085Tea GrannyMemberHow long did it take you to find such an obscure member?
Did you happen upon her by chance, or were you deliberately looking for an anomaly?
If you took the time to search for this, then I am thoroughly impressed with your tenacity! (not to mention your story telling abilities)
I hope those drawers aren’t a part of your personal collection!!!
June 30, 2006 at 12:24 pm #147082MrEggsaladParticipantTigerblade wrote:hahaha… from the product description: well… i guess they do say men don’t always think with their brains, so…sad thing is, i’m tempted to get those. i think people would get the wrong idea though.
Well like I said to someone, if my girlfriend was wearing the real version of det’s creation, I would be a bit worried…
June 30, 2006 at 12:36 pm #147073OreoMemberBut if you notice Tiger, the logo is farther down on the leg…if it were higher up, people might say something…being that it’s almost at the bottom of the boxers…they would have to be some pretty sick people to think that…I don’t even want to go there! :O
June 30, 2006 at 2:56 pm #147079RabidKittenParticipantOh please, I think it’d be downright -hillerious- to get a pair of underwear like that! Naturally whoever saw you in your underoos would look at you a bit strangely, but that’s half the fun, heheheh. Or maybe that’s just for people who run around in their underoos on a daily basis like me…it could be awkward in an *ahem* intimate moment.
Poor Tiffany! She hasn’t been around since 1969…but she joined 10-27-2002! *gasp* You know what this means!?!? Miss Lady Tiffany has a TIME MACHINE! She joined in 2002, but then took her time machine back to 1969 and logged in…then never came back *wide eyed*
Maybe…back in the summer of ’69 she got her first real six string…that she perchased at the five-and-dime. Played until her fingers bled, she loved that guitar. Then she started a band with some guys from school, and they tried real hard…but some people quit…others got married. *sigh* She should’ve known they’d never get far.
Then she was at the drive in…and met someone. Someone who would make her never want to use her time machine to come back. Sittin’ on their mama’s porch…she’d hold their hand and she knew. She just Knew that it was now or never. And that those were the best years of her life.
But then…her heart was broken…and they split up. But by then, she had destroyed the time machine in a valiant now or never act of true love and devotion and couldn’t get back to this time! No! She was trapped!
And who knows…Every so often, when she sits around and looks at everything that’s come and gone. Maybe she pulls out that old six string and wonders…just what went wrong with that special person. And thinks about that summer, and how he used to hold her hand and those years were the best of her life…back in the summer of 69… *sigh*
….Poor Miss Lady Tiffany.
I Guess Tiffany thought that They Were Alone Now. and that she could just Hold an Old Friend’s Hand. But after All This Time…Hearts Never Lie, and Feelings of Forever Can’t Stop a Heartbeat…and that summer somehow makes her feel New Inside, Here in her Heart. Afterall, even If Love is Blind, Can’t You See that Dreams Never Die.
*laughs hysterically* Okay now…who’s old and got all those jokes?
June 30, 2006 at 3:23 pm #147087PolarBearNPRParticipant😀 😀 😀 :sick: Laughing so hard my breakfast is coming up. Okay, maybe that was more info than you needed . . . but funny stuff there Sami!
Yeah – I got the jokes, and now have those songs all going in my head, guess I’d better learn how to get the music on line so I don’t have to track down my records (yeah, those big black disks).
*peeks around* I’d better settle down, the kids will wonder what I’m laughing about on the computer. 😉
Thanks for the giggle.
June 30, 2006 at 10:38 pm #147076TigerbladeParticipantahh sami. i think your post constitutes reason number 381 we love you.
July 1, 2006 at 1:35 am #147080RabidKittenParticipant*Strikes a flying anime pose, neon colors flashing in the background, wink, victory, MUAH!*
I feel the love…it feels like a hundred little pixies licking the back of my neck. Creepy.
You’re such a sweetheart, Tom.
And now…I’m off to officially make the announcement of 381 *tromps to myspace* tee hee. Keep that pocket warm!
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