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June 28, 2003 at 1:04 am #6727
MarsBarr
MemberInstead of a Riddle Forum, I’l start the Joke one. Try to make your jokes clean, please and thank you. I’ll start off with three jokes just to get it goin.
A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?”
“Yes,” the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?”
“Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.” heheh.
next 1.
Yo mama’s fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.
and #3
Yo’ mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps around HER!now everyone start posting your favourite jokes! head off! Let’s go!!!:)
June 28, 2003 at 1:57 am #60575Faizan
MemberI created a topic like that last year, and posted THOUSANDS of jokes, you can have a laugh:
https://bigblueball.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1786 😉June 28, 2003 at 2:21 am #60585MarsBarr
Memberhaha faizan cool!! who locked it?? it really bugs me when ppl lock forum chats.:mad: neways we need jokes@!!!
June 28, 2003 at 2:30 am #60574Faizan
MemberRustedtight (Dee) locked it because there were some ‘STUPID’ people giving comments like: “LOL”, “Keep them comming”, “LMAO”, etc…
So, our little Dee decided to lock it, because it was inactive and someone was re-activating it!June 28, 2003 at 5:13 am #60569detn8r
ParticipantQuote:quote:it really bugs me when ppl lock forum chatsThats where your wrong. And maybe where some of your inexcuseable posts are coming from. Bigblueball isnot a chat room. If you think this, please take your busniess else where.
I’m sure if we had less posts that contain garbage, Jeff could lay off some pop ups and stay afforeded with eating steak, and not TV dinners because BigBlueHole is eating his pay cheque 😀June 28, 2003 at 5:17 am #60582David
ParticipantQuote:quote:Originally posted by detn8rQuote:quote:it really bugs me when ppl lock forum chatsThats where your wrong. And maybe where some of your inexcuseable posts are coming from. Bigblueball isnot a chat room. If you think this, please take your busniess else where.
I’m sure if we had less posts that contain garbage, Jeff could lay off some pop ups and stay afforeded with eating steak, and not TV dinners because BigBlueHole is eating his pay cheque 😀Well, BigBlueBall.com is so popular anyway that he would spend about the same on bandwidth and MSSQL database space.
Jeff deserves steak for the work around here he does. (Well done Jeff! :))
Just so many garbage posts that can’t even be read though… It’s a shame people can’t use a keyboard 🙁
I use |www.IESpell.com|.
June 28, 2003 at 5:22 am #60568detn8r
ParticipantQuote:quote:Jeff deserves steak for the work around here he does. (Well done Jeff! 🙂So ture!
IESPell.com is a nice invention tho, some need InEdaLife.com – any buyers?June 28, 2003 at 5:28 am #60581David
ParticipantI know a few of my friends really need to http://www.getalife.com/ or get a girlfriend, LOL.
Quote:quote:and #3
Yo’ mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps around HER!I have a Friend that doesn’t have a mom 🙁 He’d kick your arse for saying momma jokes.
June 28, 2003 at 8:10 pm #60565Jeff Hester
KeymasterWhats the difference between a joke and a riddle???
June 28, 2003 at 10:34 pm #60584MarsBarr
Memberjeez i say 1 thing and u make a 6 post argument over it. if every1 is so friggin arguementive around here then y am i here? i’ve been here for less than a month and i feel like i’m a nothing bcause all every1 ever does is argue. jeez go argue somewhere else, i don’t feel like being yelled at for nothing.
and detn8r get a new signature it was mine and still is not urs so GET RID OF ITJune 28, 2003 at 11:22 pm #60580David
ParticipantQuote:quote:detn8r get a new signature it was mine and still is not urs so GET RID OF ITHey, just for you, if yo show me the copyright that you have on it, I’ll PERSONALLY go to detn8rs house and beat the hell out of him, OK? So just show me the copyright you have on it…
June 29, 2003 at 1:57 am #60573Faizan
MemberLOL
Look at my signature!June 29, 2003 at 3:50 am #60579David
ParticipantNo, Faizan, like this. 😉
June 29, 2003 at 5:01 am #60572Faizan
MemberLOL Alright!
By the way, we are not off-topic because isn’t this forum suppossed to be called: ‘What makes you laugh?’
June 29, 2003 at 5:06 am #60578David
ParticipantPro’s make me laugh! (Only Faizan and Phil will REALLY get that)
Faizan’s poor ASP skills and unwillingness to learn make me laugh.
J / K !
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