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1) Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are…2) What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all
over them for ever3) If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which
one would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares???????4) What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!5) What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
Answer: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.6) What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business7) Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer: Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for
directions.8) What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…9) What is gross stupidity?
Answer: 144 men in a single room10) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they
have no intention of driving.11) What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!!!!!!12) Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attractGuys I am awaiting some replies :p 😀
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Guys I am awaiting some replieswell here is one reply!!! I hope u like it
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it’s worth it)
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke for you
Men keep scrolling.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.RIGHT GUYS?? ;):D:D:cool:
Heard that one before 😀 Good try but here’s another one
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?” He replied, “That would be fine with me.”
Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
lol 😀
well deepthought
i have lots of jokes which can prove the stupidty of women…. but you see most of them are a lil 2 much for all the kids who are members of this forum, so I am just avoiding them… I hope you understand!!!hmmmmm I was not talking about the stupidity of men or women here…It was more like men vs. women kinda jokes
If you can’t come up with a good joke which is not “a lil 2 much for the kids of this forum”, well, hope some of the other guys can come up with one 😀
Quote:quote:women are smart! lolMen are SEXY though!
Men are SMART though!
Men are FIT though!The above only applies to me and no-one else, please I only posted it for some Hottie Sweetie girls, not for….. nevermind! And don’t you ever think that i’m one of those people. So GIRLS!!! Wanna come around mine tonight?
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Who the hell cares about any of that??
Girls are mad sexy, geez don’t try to defend yourself! you only lessen your chances! Remember: girls are dumb, you need to be nice and make them think you think they are smart…only way to get …. Lol
OK< j/k ladies, I know tons of smart Females, no offense!
P.S; Faizan, we all know your fat and stupid, LOL. (j/k)
Looks like I started a controversy here lol
Anyways, nobody is perfect and that’s the absolute truth be it men or women :o.
Since I sparked off this “Big fight” between the genders and since I love controversies, here’s another one for you 😀
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
“Lord, I have a problem!”“What’s the problem, Eve?”
“Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful
garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious
comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.”“Why is that, Eve?” came the reply from above.
“Lord, I am lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples.”
“Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create
a man for you.”“What’s a man, Lord?”
“This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits.
He’ll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he’ll give you a
hard time. But… he’ll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt
and kill things. He will look silly when he’s aroused, but
since you’ve been complaining, I’ll create him in such a way
that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless
and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball
about. He won’t be too smart, so he’ll also need your
advice to think properly.”“Sounds great.” says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
What’s the catch, Lord?”“Well … you can have him on one condition.”
“What’s that, Lord?”
“As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring…
So you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just
remember, it’s our little secret… You know, woman to
woman.”
Guys and Gals I am eagerly awaiting your replies :pwell deepthought
i think u have read this topic about blondes
https://bigblueball.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=4511
well it implies to all whether blonde or not
njoyHey coolguy, take it cool like your name 😀
As for the topic you mentioned, if you go to the topic, you can see that the latest set of blond jokes contribution is mine :p
Also I can take a joke, the question is CAN YOU?
well I am and having fun also interacting with u!!! say meet on Y! messenger??? what do u say?? why waste the space here?
Hmmm these are funny………….NOT. Well the perfect couple one was hehe. But why bash women or men? Its stupid.
I know this topic is kind of old, but I want to contribute, hehe.
A doctor was going to make the first brain transplant in history…he goes to the gay who was going to go on surgery and asks:
-A man´s brain is 6000 euros and a woman´s brain is 2000, which one would you want me to use?
As it was the first in history…there were representatives of the most important medical communities…women were really mad…
-Why is that women´s brains are cheaper, we are as intelligent as men, we don´t think is fair!!!
The Doctor answered:
-You ladies are totally right, but you know, this is a market´s rule, second hand items are more expensive if they are unused.
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