Why Men Are So Cheerful

Here is a few reasons why men are so Cheerful..
1-Your last name stays put.
2-The garage is all yours.
3-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4-Chocolate is just another snack.
5-You can wear a white tee shirt to a water park.
6-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
7-The world is your urnial.
8-You never have to go to another gas station because this one is just to icky.
9-Same work-more pay.
10-Wrinkles add Character.
11-wedding dress-$5000-Tux rental-$100.
12-People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
13-New shoes don’t cut,blister, or mangle your feet.
14-One mood all the damn time.
15-Phone conversations in 30 seconds flat.
16-The occaisional well rendered belch is practically expected.
17-you know stuff about tanks.
18-you can open your own jars.
19-Your underware is $8.95 and comes in a six-pack.
20-everything on your face stays the same color.
21-three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
22-You don’t have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
23-You almost never have strap problems in public.
24-you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
25-You don’t have to shave below your neck.
26-one wallet, one pair of shoes, one color …all seasons.
27-you can do your nails with a pocketknife.
28-you have the freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
29-your belly can hide your big hips.
30.You can do Christmas shopping for 25 realitives, on December 24th in 45 minutes.

No wonder Men are so Cheerful……lol
LadyJ;)