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November 9, 2002 at 3:39 am #14000LADYJMember
15 Ways to cure being bored…..[/b]
1-Use your mastercard to pay off your visa card or visa versa.
2-Pop some popcorn without the lid on.
3-Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
4-dance without any clothes on in front of your pet.
5-fill out your income tax forms using roman numerals.
6-Leaf through “National Geographic” and draw underware on all the natives.
7-tatoo “Out-To-Lunch” across your forehead.
8-Pay your Electric bill in all pennies.
9-Polish your car with “ear wax”.
10-read the dictionary upside down and see if you can find any hidden messages.
11-start a really weird rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
12-write a short story using alphabet soup.
13-braid the hair in each nostril.
14-Make up a language and ask for directions in it.
15-Replace the filling of a twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper….And a bonus…..Try to find out who it is who comes up with these Ideas…
LadyJ;)November 9, 2002 at 3:49 am #99630shearheavenMemberWell all I can say is that my pets have been in therapy for some time now…:D
November 9, 2002 at 3:59 am #99626Jeff HesterKeymaster… and the IRS wants to know what wise guy gave me the idea that using Roman numerals on my tax return would be a good idea! [:P]
November 9, 2002 at 7:53 am #99633snugleupagainstMember. . . . . 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99 woooooooooohooooooo 50 dollars, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, Honey I hate to bother you while your paying the bills but do I use the 8 or 16 ounce glasses for the kids at the table? 8 but dont fill them the whole way! OK where was I? Oh No! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, . . . . . . . . . . . ๐
Snuggs
November 9, 2002 at 8:38 am #99631AnnaParticipant*slurp*
Mummy! What’s for desert?? :rolleyes:
(snugle gives an evil smile n’ slowly pronounces) ๐ก Twinkies………………………..
“Oh boy!!” Anna screams as she throws her hands in the air excited. ๐ “ANYBODY WANNA SHARE?! I’VE BEEN WORKING ON MY MANNERS ALL WEEK!”
November 9, 2002 at 8:46 am #99629shearheavenMemberYes lets share with Fanatic…he’ll eat anything…:p…lmao…That is if we can find him…:D
November 9, 2002 at 8:51 am #99634snugleupagainstMemberQuote:quote:Originally posted by shearheavenYes lets share with Fanatic…he’ll eat anything…:p…lmao…That is if we can find him…:D
I think he was last seen running off with the sites National Geographic collection!
Snuggs
November 9, 2002 at 2:12 pm #99628rustedtightMemberQuote:quote:I think he was last seen running off with the sites National Geographic collection!You noticed huh?
That filty scumbag came in here … took the top off the popcorn machine… went into my undies draw n took my National Geo,s…… put Raybans on th dogs…… ordered 15 pizza delivered…. n just left. ๐
I want my National Geo’s back:mad:November 9, 2002 at 7:04 pm #99627FanaticMemberMuah-hah-ha-hahhhh!!!! You shoulda seen the look on your face when the popcorn was popping all over the floor! As for the Raybans, hey, dogs can have sun-sensitive eyes, too, ya know. And did you not partake of the pizza? Was it not hot and cheesy, just the way you like it??? Puh-leaze do not complain when I try to do somethin nice for the clan!
The National Geographics? You MIGHT find them here (and only SLIGHTLY modified). ๐
November 9, 2002 at 9:23 pm #99632snugleupagainstMemberQuote:quote:Originally posted by FanaticThe National Geographics? You MIGHT find them here (and only SLIGHTLY modified). ๐
๐ฎ Im telllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllinggggggggggggggg………Jeffffffffffffffffffff he’s sell’n em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snuggs;)
November 10, 2002 at 3:36 am #99635d0_the_dewwMember๐ dance without any clothes on in front of your pet:) my dog all ready thinks im a nut becouse i talk too her like she is one of my kids ๐
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