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October 19, 2002 at 7:59 pm #7800LADYJMember
(1)When you feel like chatting,you log onto a chat room instead of using the telephone.
(2)You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.
(3)You call your sons beeper to let him know it’s time to eat.He emails you back from his bedroom”Whats for dinner?”
(4)Your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies Via her web site.
(5)You chat several times a day with someone in South Africia but you haven’t spoken with your neighbor yet this year.
(6)You only stop at stores that have web sites.
(7)You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
(8)Your grandmother clogs up your email inbox asking you to send a JPEG file of your kids so she can create a screen saver.
(9)You pull up in your own drivaway, and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
(10)You don’t have an address book, because everything you need is on your cell phone or computer.
(11)You get the News and weather from a web site instead of the tv.
(12)The concept of using cash, instead of credit or debit to make a purchase is foreign to you.
(13)Cleaning up your dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
(14)When you fill out forms you write your email in the space for address.
(15)You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
(16)Your idea of being organized is creating folders on your desktop(but ignore the papers piled up on your desk).
(17)You consider second-day air deliverly painfully slow.
(18)You get an extra phoneline so you can actually get phone calls.
(19)You turn off your modem and get this awful feeling as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
(20)You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your emails on your way back to bed.
(21)You get up in the morning and go online to check your email before getting your coffee.
(22)You start tilting your head sidways to smile 🙂
(23)Your reading this.
(24)Even worse you’re going to foward it to someone else.
LadyJ;)October 19, 2002 at 8:03 pm #66536magistykMemberLOL, These always make me laugh!
October 20, 2002 at 1:29 am #66534shearheavenMemberOh my…lol…Number 3 sounds like my son…and ok ok…I can relate to most of them…rofl…:D
October 21, 2002 at 11:57 pm #66537VaderXMemberi can compare many of them to my regular routine! lol…
October 22, 2002 at 1:40 am #66535AnnaParticipantLol most of them sound like me…
I have this habit of saying “Lol” when someone tells me a joke verbally.
Also, sometimes when I’m writing (yeah with an actual writing utensil & paper 😮 ), and I accidenlty make a mistake – the first thing that runs through me head is “Oops. Ctrl+Z!” or “Oops. Edit > Undo!”. -
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