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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;It’s a bad one.
Both thier cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.After they crawl out of thier cars, The woman says “So You’re a man.
thats interesting! I’m a woman .Wow, just look at our cars! There’s
nothing left, but we’re unhurt.This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
Flattered , the man replied “Oh yes I agree with you completly.! This must be a sign from God!”
The woman continued.”And look at this here’s another miricle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
Then the woman takes the bottle and immediatly puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, ” Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, No I think I’ll just wait for the police…MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever bitches. Don’t mess with them.(giggling)
LadyJ;)LOL, I have read this before. But… you changed it, because before, it was the women that drank the wine. [:P]
Yeah more, MORE, more, MORE, more, MORE, more, MORE, more, MORE, more, MORE, more, MORE, more, MORE.
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