Home › Forums › Archives › Community Center › The BigBlueBall Lounge › What Makes You Laugh? › A Story With A Moral
- This topic has 5 replies, 6 voices, and was last updated 21 years, 6 months ago by Phil.
-
AuthorPosts
-
October 13, 2002 at 2:16 am #14081LADYJMember
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;It’s a bad one.
Both thier cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.After they crawl out of thier cars, The woman says “So You’re a man.
thats interesting! I’m a woman .Wow, just look at our cars! There’s
nothing left, but we’re unhurt.This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
Flattered , the man replied “Oh yes I agree with you completly.! This must be a sign from God!”
The woman continued.”And look at this here’s another miricle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
Then the woman takes the bottle and immediatly puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, ” Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, No I think I’ll just wait for the police…MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever bitches. Don’t mess with them.(giggling)
LadyJ;)October 13, 2002 at 2:33 am #100177AnnaParticipantLOL that cracked me up.. 😀
October 13, 2002 at 3:46 am #100178magistykMemberLOL, I have read this before. But… you changed it, because before, it was the women that drank the wine. [:P]
October 13, 2002 at 10:43 am #100179PhilMemberlol!! thats such a clever story…i love clever-ending jokes like that…MORE MORE MORE….
October 13, 2002 at 3:42 pm #100175rhiannonMemberYeah more, MORE, more, MORE, more, MORE, more, MORE, more, MORE, more, MORE, more, MORE, more, MORE.
________
Sick From DepakoteOctober 14, 2002 at 2:18 am #100176shearheavenMemberQuote:quote:Originally posted by magistykLOL, I have read this before. But… you changed it, because before, it was the women that drank the wine. [:P]
I think this version is the original version…:D
Very funny Ladyj…lmao -
AuthorPosts
- You must be logged in to reply to this topic.