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June 2, 2006 at 12:39 pm #23281KudoParticipant
Just sharing :p Enjoyed!!!
AAAAA The Organization for Drunk Drivers
AOL Anti On-Line
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COMPUTER Capable Of Making Perfectly Uncomplicated Tasks Extremely Rigorous
DOS Defunct Operating System
IBM I Blame Microsoft
IBM I Bought Macintosh
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
LOTUS Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash, If Not The Operating System Hangs
MCSE Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert
MCSE Must Consult Someone Experienced
MCSE Making Computers Slow Everyday
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIPS Mistakes Incurred Per Second
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
NASCAR Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
NTSC Never The Same Color
OS/2 Obsolete Soon Too
PASCAL Pedantry And Strictness Created A Language
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
POTS Plain Old Telephone System
RISC Reduced Into Silly Code
SCSI System Can’t See It
SCSI-2 System Can’t See It Again
SNMP Security Not My Problem
WINDOWS Wonderful Interface No Dos User Would Sanction
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
June 2, 2006 at 8:09 pm #145678gossipingraeMemberhow about one for ford vehicles?
FORD- fixed or repaired daily
i know one for pontiac, but it isn’t appropriate for forums.
interesting read though…
June 3, 2006 at 12:15 pm #145679MrEggsaladParticipantOh it was so funny…I guess this can go here…a friend and I had took all the IM acronyms and changed them around a bit ;). I guess this is a good place to post them:
lol- Loving on Llamas
Rotfl- Running over the fired losers
Asl- Americans steal lamborginies
idk-Indigestible doormats kissing
idc-Indigenous doormats coming
oic-Ocean Imps Camp
afk- Alcoholic fat-kats
gtg-Gym takes guts
h/o- Hippy/orca
jk-Jumbo Knockers
brb- be raggy boy
bbl- Big Bashful Lions
Wtf-Wear that funion
lmao-Lugging meat around octopi (is that how it’s spelled)?
nm- Nibble meat
jc-jousting chickens
np-not phat
omg-oogling married giraffes
omfg-oogling married FAT giraffes
pos- Pickles on SisterI had fun with it :p
June 3, 2006 at 2:39 pm #145680DragonSlayerzMemberthe lol one is my favorite one, lol-loving on lamas
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