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September 27, 2006 at 1:47 am #25095PolarBearNPRParticipant
Find your sign and see if it rings true. I’m a Scorpio and, well, ummmm, a bit of truth there . . . 😮
ARIES (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don’t know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They’re sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you — so long as you haven’t gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20)
Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler — god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.GEMINI (May 21 – Jun 21)
Drinking style: Gemini’s can drink without changing their behavior much– they’re so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it’s just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something unbelievable in an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini’s possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several peopl e at once. They like to order different cocktails every round — repetition is boring — and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.CANCER (Jun 22 – Jul 22)
Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker — and an extra wine with dinner or an after- work beer or six can be extra comforting, can’t it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists — and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get “tired and emotional” (read: weepy when lubricated). But there’s nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you’d be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.LEO (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
Drinking style: Leo likes to drink and dance — they’re often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they’re quite aware they’re darling – Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue — and perhaps not with the one who brought them. But Leo’s not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
Drinking style: Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure — but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked — but, oh, when they do! Virgo’s controlled by the intellect, but there’s an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It’s dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, “I’m going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight.” A toast to the subgenius IQ!LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 23)
Drinking style: “I’m just a social drinker,” slurs Libra, “it’s just that I’m so damn social.” Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to “on”) or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble — including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend’s beau or even blacking out the night’s events entirely. Oops!SCORPIO (Oct 24 – Nov 2 1)
Drinking style: Don’t ever tell Scorpios they’ve had enough, for they’ll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they’re hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool – though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they’re fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything — especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Drinking style: In vino veritas — and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they’ll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They’re the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else — like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hi-jinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Drinking style: Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty — no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they’re either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.AQUARIUS (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Drinking style: Aquarius and drinking don’t go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they’re more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they’re throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they’re too preoccupied with their duties to get combative and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they’re usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start! raising their wrist) Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.PISCES (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
Drinking style: If you’re a Pisces, you’ve probably already heard that you share a sign and an addictive personality — with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they’re fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase “addictive personality” can be read two ways you know.September 27, 2006 at 12:21 pm #152800OreoMemberHmmm…I would have to say mine was pretty close to spot on…if you ask any of my university drinking buddies…I cannot say I have been that way for some time now 😀
September 27, 2006 at 9:20 pm #152805princeGParticipantPolarBearNPR;208015 wrote:SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Drinking style: In vino veritas — and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they’ll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They’re the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else — like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hi-jinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).Not even close :p
September 27, 2006 at 10:06 pm #152801TigerbladeParticipanti guess i’m a Scorpio according to the calendar, but that description isn’t even close for me. If I had to pick one of the other descriptions that best fit my style… Virgo. so maybe i was born a few months late? thanks mom!
September 28, 2006 at 12:35 am #152806PolarBearNPRParticipantOreo;208028 wrote:Hmmm…I would have to say mine was pretty close to spot on…if you ask any of my university drinking buddies…I cannot say I have been that way for some time now 😀Ditto – it’s been a very long time . . . and if any of my university buddies are out there – Hey! And I won’t tell if you won’t. 😉
September 28, 2006 at 6:04 pm #152804gossipingraeMemberGEMINI (May 21 – Jun 21)
Drinking style: Gemini’s can drink without changing their behavior much– they’re so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it’s just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something unbelievable in an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini’s possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several peopl e at once. They like to order different cocktails every round — repetition is boring — and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.yep, that sounds like me! hahah but i have to say that i have cut back significantly since graduating and working two minimum wage jobs…
September 28, 2006 at 6:44 pm #152803sarahtownyMemberWell being a Gem in my life and my star sign;) I have to say that I generally do try and stick to the same thing or I go silly, yeah even more silly than I am normally if you can believe that! No mixing drinks for me .. not good or …
Sarah starts singing YMCA at the top of her voice. Not a pretty sight believe me 😉
September 29, 2006 at 5:45 am #152799Jeff HesterKeymasterAries… hmmm…
October 15, 2006 at 6:45 am #152802RabidKittenParticipant*looks around* You know, after a while it gets to be a bit irritating how much of a typical Scorpio I am. How unoriginal I seem to be. *cough*
I mean, yeah, I don’t drink very often, or rather, I don’t drink seriously very often at all. Couple times a year, but in a hypothetical situation like that…oh yeah, spite, sure. My cup of tea.
That and the whole two times I’ve ever been drunk, it’s so true, I remember every single nuance of the night right down to the scents.
Hahaha! My roomate is a cancer. I showed it to him and he goes “OH! Vanilla and Coke. What? It just -sounds- good. Silly Diem.
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