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October 16, 2007 at 10:30 am #27809ShrekMember
Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6: Some people are Slimy … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30cents?
Number 2: In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located, among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
I liked #8 (lol)
October 16, 2007 at 5:01 pm #164830AnnieHallParticipant***:confused:***They say 50% of all marriages end in divorce, …. well that means the other 50% end in death. ….. who’s really winning there?:p
… and what’s your point?Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your 2 cents worth in?
Somebody’s makin’ a penny. :rolleyes:Why does your nose run and your feet smell?…..:confused:Has anyone noticed recently that one of the best rappers is a white guy, one of the best golfers is black and the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese?It just goes to show you that we are living in a time of infinite possibilities.:) -
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