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May 30, 2003 at 10:51 pm #13277shifterMember
This is somewhat interesting to try out :p
Do your friends nod off or walk away when you start talking about ASP, HTML or CPM? Is the local Starbucks still the only place you can properly brainstorm with your colleagues? Are you onto your 4th PDA?
If so, you might be suffering from e-bore Syndrome. But the only way to find out is to consult the e-consultancy e-bore-ometerTM.
http://www.e-consultancy.com/ebore/Default.asp?Post your Diagnosis If you take this test
My Diagnosis:
You’re pretty balanced all in all, but you could find yourself getting excited about bandwidth before long and it’s only downhill from thereon in.May 30, 2003 at 11:04 pm #95948FaizanMemberDiagnosis:
You’re displaying early symptoms of e-bore Syndrome, though it’s not too late. Just watch what you’re wearing…
Remedy:
Don’t visit the rest of this site! It will only suck you into the world of e-boredom… Just say no.
40%May 31, 2003 at 5:29 am #95952DavidParticipantUh oh…. I’m 14 and it was 85% !!
Diagnosis:
OK, so you’re quite an old hand in this e-business game, but you might think about buying a suit and switching the mobile off once a year.June 2, 2003 at 11:36 pm #95949JazzBabyMemberDiagnosis:
OK, so you’re still reasonably in touch with the real world. But if you do fancy a hard-core career in e-business, we suggest you mug up a bit and pop down to the trainer store…Remedy:
Have a nose through e-consultancy’s guru-esque Publications to bone up on clever things like eCRMYeah, I scored a 30% on the e-bore-o-meter.
Reminds me of my tenth grade report card from business class…
what on Earth is eCRM?!?
June 4, 2003 at 7:16 pm #95950odababyMemberDiagnosis:
You’re pretty balanced all in all, but you could find yourself getting excited about bandwidth before long and it’s only downhill from thereon in.Remedy:
Page through all 1,000+ of our e-business glossary terms. If you’re still interested after that then there’s no hope.I got a score of 55% on the e-bore-ometer
well I don’t think I could be interested after 1000 terms.
June 4, 2003 at 7:31 pm #95945Jeff HesterKeymasterthis is what i scored You’re pretty balanced all in all, but you could find yourself getting excited about bandwidth before long and it’s only downhill from thereon in.
im about average even tho i usually spend more time on my laptop then anything else im getting good at typing tho its good practice
lol
50%June 4, 2003 at 7:56 pm #95954NhyrvanaMember75%
Diagnosis:
Starting to show worrying signs of ‘old-timer-itis’ – either that or your family owns a few underground fashion labels…
and my friend who WORKS in it…. only got a 70……. oh man….
sniffles.. and i thought all this tv watching was gonna balance me 😛June 5, 2003 at 12:39 am #95947mariettelarkinMemberDiagnosis: 50%
You’re pretty balanced all in all, but you could find yourself getting excited about bandwidth before long and it’s only downhill from thereon in.
At least I’m balanced somewhere!
June 5, 2003 at 12:58 am #95953NhyrvanaMemberyou cheated *grins* kidding……. i know you may not be excited about bandwidth yet….
but i know you were all in a tizzy about search engines 😀*hides from mariette *
June 5, 2003 at 1:01 am #95951OreoMemberDiagnosis:
OK, so you’re still reasonably in touch with the real world. But if you do fancy a hard-core career in e-business, we suggest you mug up a bit and pop down to the trainer store…I particularly enjoyed the notes talking about how to make that site better, I found them quite entertaining! But I guess I am almost e-boring…so that would entertain me!
June 5, 2003 at 2:27 am #95946mariettelarkinMemberQuote:quote:Originally posted by Nhyrvanayou cheated *grins* kidding……. i know you may not be excited about bandwidth yet….
but i know you were all in a tizzy about search engines 😀*hides from mariette *
If only I could get some of that bandwith. *sighs* Still haven’t fixed the problem 🙁
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