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August 4, 2003 at 12:35 pm #6328
rustedtight
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The Wisconsin State Dept of Fish and Wildlife is advising
hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers to take extra
precautions and be on the alert for bears this summer.They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as
little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the
bears unexpectedly.They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an
encounter with a bear.People should be able to recognize the presence of bears in
an area by their droppings:Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berry residue
and possibly squirrel fur.Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell
like pepper spray.August 4, 2003 at 2:53 pm #57960coolguyj2
Memberthat was gud!!!
Quote:quote:Originally posted by rustedtight
Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell
like pepper spray.eeesh…. whos gonna smell it…;) lol
August 4, 2003 at 11:45 pm #57961ShadowSlayer469
MemberNot you ruin your joke, studies have found that bears actually like pepper spray. They say its like catnip to them!
August 5, 2003 at 2:07 pm #57958rustedtight
MemberQuote:quote:Originally posted by ShadowSlayer469Not you ruin your joke, studies have found that bears actually like pepper spray. They say its like catnip to them!
Thats a dumb reply……….. tell me how bear poo smells of pepper? Dont waste a post like that again.
August 5, 2003 at 2:50 pm #57959IndyTone
MemberQuote:quote:Originally posted by ShadowSlayer469Not you ruin your joke, studies have found that bears actually like pepper spray. They say its like catnip to them!
That’s pretty interesting. Do you have a link with more info? I know pepper spray is also like misty-testosterone for uber drunk guys who are in a blind rage and like to fight anything that moves in a little bar district around here called Broad Ripple.
August 5, 2003 at 3:26 pm #57957rustedtight
MemberQuote:quote:That’s pretty interesting. Do you have a link with more info? I know pepper spray is also like misty-testosterone for uber drunk guys who are in a blind rage and like to fight anything that moves in a little bar district around here called Broad Ripple.Ahhhh, Broad Ripple… where men are men and women are half drunk receptacles of testosterone……….. gimme another shot of that pepper spray.. whatever.
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