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August 4, 2002 at 5:29 pm #14208rhiannonMember
I’m single OK? I have a large home n take in a boarder, he’s a simple guy with a heart of gold.
So here we are friday, raining, afternoon n he says ‘Oh, my mom’s coming tomorrow’. Oh Dear, like this lady is the devils sister, she is OK but she looks at her son like he lost 50 lbs staying with me n then looks at me like I just escaped off my chain.
He has been sitting on the lounge reading my ‘home beautiful’ magazines n checking the cooking sections, ‘Seafood would be nice’ he says. yeah well you dont get nice seafood in town I tell him, ‘I could pick it’ he says, ‘just gotta look at the eyes, if the eyes are bright, they are fresh’, I didnt bother to tell him that the fish in town dont have heads as they are fillets, frozen. What I want you to do I tell him is go to town n get a leg of lamb, your mom likes lamb.
He’s kinda slow but hell, how could you mess up shopping for a leg of lamb? Like once I was bitten on the foot by a spider n necrosis set in n I had to keep off it for 2 weeks n keep it elevated, no drama cept I ran out of panties….. I told him what to buy, white or flesh colored, 5 pair maybe 8, yup I got Yfront panties that week.
So 2 hours later he bounces thru the door. ‘I got em fresh’ he tells me and carries in 2 very dead lambs, covered in wool with bullet holes in their heads, ” Oh ****, Oh God, they are so big” was all I could say.
‘Its OK missus, these 2 had the brightest eyes of the whole bunch.’
how could I argue with that?rhiannon
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BrunetteKiss camAugust 5, 2002 at 10:47 pm #101199Mr. DiablosMemberMm-hmm. You can’t argue with that.
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August 6, 2002 at 4:33 am #101198shearheavenMemberI laughed sooooo hard when I read your post Rhiannon…I think thats the cutest story I have read in a long time…I’m still giggling from reading it this morning…
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