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July 8, 2005 at 4:51 pm #18637
Aqeel
ParticipantA shot of Astrological insight …(coffee, anyone?)
Aries
First in line, first out the door — a triple shot of espresso, and the Ram is off and running.Taurus
Cappucino — earthy simplicity wrapped in luxury for the ruler of the material world.Gemini
Always of two opinions (and more than ready to share them), Gemini settles on a double latte — half decaf, half regular.Cancer
Cozy Cancer is right at home with a mocha — all the comfort of cocoa.Leo
Perfect presentation with enough kick to get the whole group going: macchiato.Virgo
Precision is the only way: Virgo prefers Caffe Americano (regular house coffee is not an acceptable substitute).Libra
No need to tip the scales — Libra strikes a balance with Café au Lait.Scorpio
Never prone to self-denial, Scorpio opts for all the sensuality of a breve latte — one can barely taste the coffee, but isn’t subtlety the name of the game?Sagittarius
An iced caramel latte in the dead of winter seems correct to the Zodiac’s thrill seeker.Capricorn
Always efficient, Capricorn has found that a shot of espresso in one’s coffee gets the job done … and then some.Aquarius
Organic raspberry tea is a refreshing alternative to coffee — it transcends the boundaries of modern society, deeming caffeine unnecessary.Pisces
Someday, Chai will replace coffee entirely, and Pisces will be ahead of us all — meanwhile, they can sit back calmly, ready to ride the wave of the future.July 8, 2005 at 6:26 pm #123760Jeff Hester
KeymasterThat pretty well describes me (a ram). Love that morning jolt. 😉
July 8, 2005 at 6:35 pm #123765Lucifina
MemberYeppers mocha is the way to be
August 18, 2005 at 1:35 pm #123772dollarsongnick
MemberHahahahah yea that sounds just like me, Aries, first in line, first out the door
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August 18, 2005 at 2:22 pm #123771MrOats
MemberWhoa, completly opposite for me. I am Aquarius, but I almost always need a RedBull, MD, or Iced coffee to get me going. I never drink tea… I personally sound more like a Sagittarius. I always Ice my Coffee, Hot or Cold.
August 18, 2005 at 7:38 pm #123767sarahtowny
MemberGemini here, but no give me espresso in the morning please! Decaf for Sarah.. Don’t think so…. no half and half Gemini in Sarah’s world, Isn’t that right Sarah? yes no oh noooo lol
August 18, 2005 at 8:36 pm #123766Kudo
ParticipantI am Aquarius and it is pretty close,but I still like to have my morning coffee 😀
August 18, 2005 at 10:49 pm #123770princeG
ParticipantAqeel wrote:Sagittarius
An iced caramel latte in the dead of winter seems correct to the Zodiac’s thrill seeker.Thrill seeker? I guess so.
Iced caramel latte? No thank you 🙂
August 18, 2005 at 11:03 pm #123764Spike
MemberAqeel wrote:Sagittarius
An iced caramel latte in the dead of winter seems correct to the Zodiac’s thrill seeker.
Starbucks on a cold Sunday morning, mmm… 😎August 19, 2005 at 3:14 am #123763colin
MemberJust got back form Starbucks in fact. I had a little study/homework session since I am so swamped with work this year. Frappacino for me.
August 19, 2005 at 3:25 am #123768gossipingrae
MemberI just got back from starbucks toooooo. I just had a large vanilla coffee with cream and sugar. It was taaaaaasty. And I drink tea too.
August 19, 2005 at 10:29 pm #123761RabidKitten
ParticipantScorpio
Never prone to self-denial, Scorpio opts for all the sensuality of a breve latte — one can barely taste the coffee, but isn’t subtlety the name of the game?Oh heck yes it is!! *shudder* I hate coffee, so if I ever sunk to that level, that would be it.
August 20, 2005 at 1:03 pm #123769gossipingrae
MemberI’m about to bounce out to Dunkin Donuts. I freakin love their coffee!!
August 21, 2005 at 12:40 am #123762Dr Kimble
ParticipantI am a Virgo, but I don’t drink Cafe Americano :confused:
I prefer cofee plain and black, with some sugar of course 😉
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