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March 26, 2002 at 7:32 pm #8045AnnaParticipant
Hey! Check out this cool page I found. It’s an automatic complaint-letter generator. It’s so fun, when you make complaints of friends and send them the url (..when they actually think there’s a real complaint about them on the web, and then they freak out.). Rotflol.
http://hugin.sigusr1.org/~pakin/complaint
Here’s a short complaint i made of myself:
My complaint about Ms. Anna Wojtowicz
Doesn’t anyone get the point? It doesn’t matter for squat that Ms. Anna Wojtowicz’s protests reflect a simple-minded bias that will permit the most stupid knuckle-draggers I’ve ever seen to rise to positions of leadership and authority in a lustrum or two. What’s far more relevant is that Anna’s popularity is overrated. Permit me this forum to rant. Of all of her exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: “Anna’s way of life is correct and everyone else’s isn’t.” I don’t know where she came up with this, but her statement is dead wrong. At any rate, it is easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince her subordinates to make efforts directed towards broad, long-term social change. What’s my problem, then? Allow me to present it in the form of a question: Has she ever considered what would happen if a small fraction of her time spent trying to influence the attitudes of dominant culture towards any environment or activity that is predominantly crazy was instead spent on something productive? To ask that question another way, when she looks in the mirror in the morning, does Anna see more than the same, snooty face that all scurrilous, pea-brained monomaniacs share? I’ll tell you what I think the answer is. I can’t prove it, but if I’m correct, events soon will prove me right. I think that we are observing the change in our society’s philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these “values” are artistically incorporated in one person: Anna Wojtowicz. As a parting thought, remember that Ms. Anna Wojtowicz’s slaves always detect profound wisdom in what is most incomprehensible to them personally.ah heh…
Anna
March 27, 2002 at 7:07 pm #68826Jeff HesterKeymasterThis is soooo good! I had the perfect occasion to use this for, to… Thanks!
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