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Did anyone see this site? 🙂
Taken from that site
Customer: “I need help with this dialer. The police have already shown up to my office twice today.”
Police? Ok, whatever.Tech Support: “Ok, let’s check out the settings. Do you have anything entered for getting an outside line?”
Customer: “A nine.”
Tech Support: “Do you need to dial a 9 for an outside line?”
Customer: “I’m not sure. I think so.”
Tech Support: “Could you double check?”
Customer: “Sure. (pause) Nope. Turns out we don’t need it.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Then remove it. What do you have for the area code?”
Customer: “One and then.”
Tech Support: “Uhm, you don’t need the one. Windows 95 automatically adds that.”
Customer: “Oh. So you mean…”
Tech Support: “Yes, your computer was dialing 911 and then the phone number.”I’m laughing my pants off reading this page. So many funny and crazy things in there. Come to think of it, some happened to me… jajjajajaja
Yeah, I love that site, and it’s not the only one in the series, try looking at the humor page it has some other things, but computer stupidities will remain the best. 🙂
Movie humor is pretty good also
Really funny site! its amazing how people you think would be smart turn to idiots in front of a computer screen! one of my personal favourites is…
The second day I worked doing phone tech support, I was called by an elderly woman who was sobbing and panicked. After spending twenty minutes getting her calmed down, I finally found out what her problem was. She had been on the Internet and recieved the ever-popular message “This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.” Immediately afterward, she had heard police sirens down the road and thought, “They’re coming to lock me up!”
Hehe, did you see this one yet?
(About C Program) Friend: “The program is written, and I’m debugging it.”
Boss: “What’s wrong with you people? You make programming more difficult than it needs to be. I have Frontpage Express to write web pages with, and when I write code with it, I never need to debug it. If you were as good of a programmer as me, you’d never need to debug either.”lol! just seen this one.
I’m a librarian/network administrator for a large community college. We have 36 workstations in our library, ostensibly for research purposes, and we use Internet filtering software, due to some students viewing pornography in the library. Part of my job is to check Internet histories for attempted accesses to sites of this kind. One recent night I was doing this and discovered that a student had typed in — THIRTEEN TIMES — “www i want to buy a cd dot com.”
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