October 3, 2005 at 7:14 pm #20188
I have run across the term cyber sex a few times lately, so I decided to try to figure out what it meant. I figured it had something to do with the computer, so I started trying to find the sex drive on mine. I looked everywhere, in all the folders on the My Computer section, the add/uninstall software, install hardware part of the control panel… then I got out all the manuals and went through them.
I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not equipped with one so I decided to go to the computer store and see if I could buy one. I wanted to look intelligent and scholarly, so I wore my math hat.
Well, the salesperson in the first store was a rather stern looking woman, I gave her the make and model of my computer and asked her if she had any sex drives in stock. She kind of scowled at me and asked me if I was trying to get smart with her…
figuring she had been impressed with my math hat, I replied that I tried to be smart with everyone… she said, rather rudely I thought, that she couldn't help me and walked away. Huh, must not have had any in stock.
In the second store, I gave the salesperson the make and model of my computer and asked it they had any sex drives in stock… He kind of snickered and asked if I meant a hard drive, I thought about it for a minute and told him Yeah, maybe that, but I think I should already have one installed… he started laughing at me said something about me trying to kill him… You're killing me! or something like that, and walked away. Hmmmm, must be out here too. Must be hard to keep in stock. I wasn't trying to kill him… I wasn't even hurting him.
The guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I'd just fallen off the turnip truck… I assured him I'd never been on a turnip truck, but I'd fallen off the manure wagon a few times. He mumbled something about that explaining it. She's fallen off the wagon, that explains it and walked away laughing.
The guy in the fourth store said something like boob under his breath and walked away… wonder why he only noticed one? Anyway I figured they must not carry them in stores. Maybe have to order from a catalog or get on the Internet and search for one.
So that's where I am now… If any of you have some computer skills and could help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it. Then all I'd have to do is figure out what to do with it.
—-October 3, 2005 at 9:15 pm #131273gossipingraeMember
I want to laugh and THINK you are joking. I hope you are. Unless, of course, you're serious? I don't know what to think…lol it was funny though.October 3, 2005 at 9:23 pm #131264RabidKittenParticipant
Well, since aqeel was talking about boobs in the first person, I assume that it was a joke, heh.October 3, 2005 at 9:47 pm #131262TigerbladeParticipantRabidKitten wrote:Well, since aqeel was talking about boobs in the first person, I assume that it was a joke, heh.actually, the way it was used isnt meant that way.Google wrote:Definitions of boob on the Web:dumbbell: an ignorant or foolish personOctober 3, 2005 at 9:51 pm #131265RabidKittenParticipant
“The guy in the fourth store said something like boob under his breath and walked away… wonder why he only noticed one? “
Suggesting that the story teller has boobs. I understand the namecalling of the word boob…I use it frequently.
“She's fallen off the wagon, that explains it” In reference to the story teller.
So yeah… *cough*October 3, 2005 at 10:51 pm #131263TigerbladeParticipant
gah. my bad… missed those parts. :-/
i mean… um… no. i most certainly DID see those, and i was… um… TESTING you. yeah. testing you to see if YOU read it. good job, you passed the test.October 3, 2005 at 10:51 pm #131260shifterMember
Well, considering we're in the What makes you Laugh? section, it would be safe to assume it's joke, whether Aqeel has boobs or not! 😛
PS. TB you've been pwned!October 4, 2005 at 11:03 am #131277
I'm not joking 😡 I'm serious though :crying: .
My question still haven't got any answer. Would somebody on BBB help me to locate my ‘sex drive'.:sick:
I haven't got any of them ‘boobs' :p I'm a male. :p
Shifter is right, it's posted in ‘what makes you laugh' section. It's a joke 😉October 4, 2005 at 11:18 am #131267QwertyMember
Next time, to avoid confusion. Put jokes you get on the net in quotations Aqeel.October 4, 2005 at 11:40 am #131278Qwerty wrote:Next time, to avoid confusion. Put jokes you get on the net in quotations Aqeel.Everyone even with a little sense of humour can understand it!
There is nothing like ‘confusion', it is simple and straight that it is a joke as it's posted in ”What makes you laugh section”.October 4, 2005 at 1:41 pm #131268QwertyMember
What i mean is, put it in quotes so people know it isnt your material.October 4, 2005 at 8:23 pm #131261shifterMemberQwerty wrote:What i mean is, put it in quotes so people know it isnt your material.
If you can't figure out if a post in the “What Makes You Laugh” Forum is a joke or a serious post, then guess what? You're part of the joke! Half the joke was making it seem as though it was serious. So let's chill and live a little!
:woot:October 5, 2005 at 3:50 am #131274gossipingraeMember
i mean i figured it was a joke considering it is in this section. however, you never know these days…October 5, 2005 at 4:17 am #131269neo_ny_23Member
Offcourse, I agree with Rachel. Tell the same thing in any section and call it as a “joke” and you will be called as “L.a.m.e.” Even if its a joke, its really a kiddish joke, which hardly makes any one laugh his/her ass off.October 5, 2005 at 4:23 am #131270SpikeMember
You guys take all the fun and humor out of the thread, you know that? I was gonna post and say “OH, hahaha, I get it, great find!” But, no, you all had to ruin it. Way to go. :p
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