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A quickie but it did make me giggle! 😀
A man takes his pet rottweiler to the vet as he notices it has gone cross-eyed. The vet picks up the rottweiler, looks in his eyes and his mouth, the turns to the owner and says ‘I’m going to have to put him down’. ‘But why?’ says the man, ‘just because he’s cross-eyed?’. ‘No’ the vet replied, ‘because he’s bloody heavy’.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. that’s one of “those” jokes…hee hee hee. It’s much like this one I once heard.
There once was a woman with a dog named “Freeshow.” One day, the woman was taking a bath and the dog…(who was quite small), jumped out of an open window. She noticed this and was very frightened for the dog…so she jumped out of the bath, out of the house and down the street yelling “Freeshow! Freeshow!” Of course…she had not gotten dressed before she left the house.
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