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March 27, 2004 at 11:31 pm #4201Dr KimbleParticipant
What are your favorite movie lines/quotes?
A few of mine:SilverStreak
Grover T Maldoon (Richard Prior): “So this is Mr. Big, huh…you ain’t sayin’ s*** now Mr. Big.”The Fugitive
Dr Kimble(Harrison Ford): “I didn’t kill my wife”
Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones): “I don’t care”Mad Mad World
Dingy Bell (Micky Rooney): “You’d be happier with two eights instead of a quarter..that’s awful big of you.”A Mighty Wind
Mike Lafontaine(Fred Willard): “I don’t think so”
Mike Lafontaine(Fred Willard): “Wha Happened!?!”So let’s here em’….
March 27, 2004 at 11:56 pm #47422Someguy03MemberPsssshh all the best quotes are from simpsons:
Homer (simpson): “Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I would like to withdraw all my mail”
Mail (Man): “Whats your first name sir?”
Homer (simpson): “I don’t know”March 28, 2004 at 12:13 am #47427Dr KimbleParticipantI hate to correct your quote..but I am just too much of a Simpson’s geek:
“Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me[/b]“
Anyway… that is a hilarious quote :)..but I was going more towards movies.
You should start a ‘Favorite Simpson’s Quote’ thread 😉March 28, 2004 at 12:31 am #47424shifterMemberApocalypse Now
Quote:quote:Colonel Kilgore (Robert Duvall): I love the smell of napalm in the morningThe Godfather
Quote:quote:Don Corleone (Marlon Brando): Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter’s wedding day.And finally a long one, but a great one:
Pulp Fiction:
Quote:quote:Vincent (John Travolta): You want some bacon?
Jules (Samuel Jackson): No, man, I don’t eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish
Jules: No, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.
Vincent: But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good…
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy mother****ers. Pigs sleep and root in ****, that’s a filthy animal. I don’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces
Jules: I don’t eat dog either
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it’s definately dirty. But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.
Vincent: So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?
Jules: We’ have to be talkin’ ’bout one charmin’ mother****in’ pig. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?March 28, 2004 at 12:43 am #47420FaizanMemberMy all time favourite is:
“Can I have your name please?”
“Dawson… Rose Dawson”I’ll let you guess what film that’s from, and I am sure you can instantly guess it. 🙂
March 29, 2004 at 9:07 pm #47431mrblonde608ParticipantFew of mine.
Shawshank Redemption:
“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”
The Green Mile:
“Time takes it all, whether you want it to or not. Time takes it all, bears it all away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in the darkness, and sometimes we lost them there again.”
Stand By Me:
“The most important things are the hardest thing to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them – words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they’re brought out. But it’s more than that, isn’t it? The most important things lie too close to wherever your secret heart is buried, like landmarks to a treasure your enemies would love to steal away. And you may make relevations that cost you dearly only to have people look at you in a funny way, not understanding what you’ve said at all, or why you thought it was so important that you almost cried while you were saying it. That’s the worst, I think. When the secret stays locked within not for want of a teller, but for want of an understanding ear.”
And Beautiful Girls:
“A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you’ve been drinking ‘Jack and Coke’ all morning. She can make you feel high, full of the single greatest commodity known to man — promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gate of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, in the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it’s going to be okay.”
Just my personal favorites.
March 29, 2004 at 9:51 pm #47425MartinBradleyMemberAnother correction to that Simpsons’ quote actually, yeah I’m a Simpsons geek too…
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Mailman: Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name?
Homer: I don’t know.I think thats the right quote, correct me if i’m wrong.
March 29, 2004 at 10:17 pm #47428DangerBoyMemberResevoir Dogs
Mr. Orange: “What happens if the manager won’t give you the diamonds?”
Mr. White: “When you’re dealing with a store like this, they’re insured up the ass. They’re not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he’s Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ****ing **** after that. You might get some bitch talk **** to you, but give her a look like you’re gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up. Now if it’s a manager, that’s a different story. Managers know better than to **** around, so if you get one that’s giving you static, he probably thinks he’s a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won’t tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb’s next. After that he’ll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco”Hey Faizan, what chick flick was your quote from? Just wonderin. 😀
April 1, 2004 at 10:42 am #47429plastidcellsMember“Me fail english? That’s unpossible.” -ralph
Quote:quote:Originally posted by mrblonde608Shawshank Redemption:
“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”
great movie (and quote)
July 6, 2004 at 8:45 am #47433Cozmic XMemberi’ve got a good one its from “48 hours” with Eddie Murphy, I cant remember who says what but it goes:
guy 1 :hew tell me a story.
guy 2 :f**k you!
gut 1 :ive herd that one before.July 6, 2004 at 9:12 am #47430plastidcellsMemberwow this is an old thread, huh? well i’m posting again cuz I have a new favorite
(o and btw that pulp fiction quote is a nice find)Quote:quote:
Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of sh*t
-Walter Sobchak(fyi I had to look up the last name…)
July 15, 2004 at 5:39 pm #47419Jeff HesterKeymaster
Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I’m saying is – and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form – is that men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That’s not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don’t.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don’t.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I’m having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I’m saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you’re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail ’em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don’t want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn’t matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we’re not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That’s too bad. You were the only person I knew in New YorkJuly 16, 2004 at 10:29 pm #47434kyuubiMemberEverything that have a beginning must have an end………the matrix
July 18, 2004 at 3:56 pm #47432JayBe123MemberShrek 2 Quotes[/b].
Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy… like you’re wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I’m wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: [silence]
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT’S A THONG![after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don’t *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!
July 22, 2004 at 5:54 am #47435PanteraOpethMemberfunny I didn’t see any Fight Club quotes..
Marla Singer “I want to have your abor*ion” – I think that was the deleted alternate to “I haven’t been f*cked like that since grade school.”
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