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The Judge admonished the witness, “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?”
“I do. “
“Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?”
“Sure, ” said the witness. “My side will win. ”
The Judge asked the defendant, “Mr. Jones , do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?”“I do. “
“Now what do you say to defend yourself?”
“Your Honor, under those limitations. . . nothing. “
The judge said to his dentist: “Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. ”
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court, ” he smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write ‘I will not pass through a red light’ five hundred times. ”
When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.
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