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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. * Jackie Mason
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, ” Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, ” I don’ t know son, I’m still paying.”
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Then there was a man who said, ” I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.”
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
It’s not my fault…it’s female genetics. What’s wrong with being a praying mantis anyways? :p 😀