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October 23, 2002 at 3:23 pm #7790LADYJMember
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north.The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decieded to take a short nap. Although the she wasn’t familiar with the lake, the wife decieded to take the boat . She rowed out a short distance, anchored and returned to reading her book.
Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said,
“Good morning ma’am what are you doing?”
“Reading My book” she replied…as she thought to herself “isn’t it obvious?”
“Your in a restricted fishing area” he informed her.
“But Officer I’m not fishing. Can’t you see that?”
“yes but you have all the equipment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up”.
“If you do that I’ll have to charge you with rape!” snapped the irate woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you !” groused the Sheriff.
“Yes thats true, she repled,”but you have all the equipment!”MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who knows how to read.
It’s Likely she can also think!
LadyJ;)October 24, 2002 at 12:05 am #66471VaderXMemberNICE…
Quote:quote:It’s Likely she can also think!good one! lol… 🙂
October 24, 2002 at 2:50 am #66469LADYJMemberYes VaderX…there are some of us women who know how to walk and chew gum at the same time.;)
LOL
LadyJ;)October 26, 2002 at 8:04 am #66470PhilMemberQuote:quote:there are some of us women who know how to walk and chew gum at the same timeI must say…good comeback…
its true *sob*, women can think…they do a damned betta job than guys do anyway ……………………………….(most of the time ;))
October 26, 2002 at 4:19 pm #66468rustedtightMemberQuote:quote: Yes VaderX…there are some of us women who know how to walk and chew gum at the same time.You can actually do that? Damn, thats cool.
Wanna teach me how?
I dunno what to do with my hands, so I put em in my pockets, thats cool but if I dont got pockets I cant chew gum.
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