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September 29, 2002 at 5:04 pm #14110kamranMember
From Tech Support …
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem about her printer. The Tech asked her if she was “running it under Windows.”
The woman responded, “No, my desk is next to the door, but that’s a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his is working fine.”I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was finished with it, because he needed to keep it!!!
I work for a local ISP. Frequently we receive phone calls that start something like this:-
Customer: “So that’ll get me connected to the Internet, right?”
Tech Support: “Yeah.”
Customer: “And that’s the latest version of the Internet, right?”
Tech Support: “Uhh…uh…uh…yeah.”
Customer:”My computer crashed!”
Tech Support: “It crashed?”
Customer: “Yeah, it won’t let me play my game.”
Tech Support: “All right, hit control-alt-delete to re-boot.”
Customer: “No, it didn’t crash – it crashed.”
Tech Support: “Huh?”
Customer:”I crashed the game. That’s what I said before. I crashed my spaceship and now it doesn’t work.”
Tech Support: “Click on ‘File’ then ‘New Game’ “.
Customer: (pause) “Wow! How’d you learn how to do that?”Käm®åÑ
September 29, 2002 at 10:00 pm #100339VaderXMemberI am not sure about this but i think it was dell that recieved a phone call from a costumer saying that the cup holder in the computer broke.
Tech support got surprised and ask the customer a couple of questions. Its turns out that the customer was using the CD Rom Drive as the cup holder and broke it.[VaderX] CehNehDian! [/VaderX]
Edited by – VaderX on 09/29/2002 17:02:33
September 30, 2002 at 4:19 pm #100340kamranMemberI dono… may be u r mistaken… coz u said u r not sure
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September 30, 2002 at 5:06 pm #100335rustedtightMemberYour right Kamran cos I remember that old classic long before Dell existed.
Is that doggie poo on my sole?
rustedtightOctober 5, 2002 at 9:05 pm #100338VaderXMemberwell that is what i heard…
October 6, 2002 at 12:06 pm #100336PhilMemberhahaha they are well funny!! are they actually real ??? how can someone be so foolish as to make mistakes like that!!!
October 6, 2002 at 7:26 pm #100337VaderXMembern00bs!
October 7, 2002 at 3:15 pm #100334rustedtightMemberQuote:quote:Originally posted by VaderXn00bs!
If the best this topic can generate is dumb replies like this then it deserves to be locked.
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