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October 2, 2002 at 11:24 pm #7838DrShyne03Member
here are some good away messages:
I’m not here right now…but in case of something important, press CTRL+ALT+DEL twice in a quick succession. That should activate my computer’s alarm and get me to answer your IM’s!It’s amazing how away messages become a part of our lives. I’m sure that you, yes, you %n, saw that little yellow note by my name and decided to read it, expecting to find out just where I am and exactly what I’m doing. But do you REALLY care? Probably not, because how often do you bother to leave me messages when I’m away? So basically, just be satisfied knowing that I’m not anywhere near my computer right now. Chau.
I am not here so leave a message. Well actually I could be here and I could just be ignoring you and you would never know. I could be sitting here laughing at you because I am avoiding you and you don’t know it. Ok, I’ll make a deal with you. If you can guess correctly whether or not I’m here I will talk to you. Then again, if I’m not here and you guess right then I’m really just not here to talk to you. Also, if I’m ignoring you and you guess right then what do you really think are the chances that I’ll tell you that you were right? So, I guess what I’m saying is leave a message and I’ll get back to you when I get back…unless I’m avoiding you.
I’m testing out my pillow right now…it’s probably going to take awhile so leave a quiet message and I’ll get back to you later with the results.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y AND Z if you can guess what letter is missing you can guess were I am at!!
i regret to inform you that i am presently not adjacent to my personal central processing unit. i am currently pondering about the dubious nesses of our existence. my mind is astray when questioning these inquiries so it would be to your best certainty to leave a communication. this act will most conceivably assure a response on my part. fittingly, until i venture back to my pentium processor i ensure that my presence will not be to yearned for. (for you idiots…im not here, leave a message)
A·way (a-wae) adj. Absent; Distant, as in space or time. … I am: Away. Not available… doing something else…. not at the computer… unable to assist you… ignorant of your attempts to contact me… just simply Not Here!
Hope ya like 😉
Taylor
October 13, 2002 at 4:45 pm #66786rhiannonMemberHehehe…………. how dumb.
So dumb its funny.
To the idiot…….. yes I read it all, I’m reading a coffee label now.
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