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Question of the Day:
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Answer:
Frostbite . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
[Edit:] Corrected forum code
I got these in an email:
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he’s always goblin
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
In the casketeria.
What do you call serious rocks?
Gravestones.
Why did the witch stand in front of an audience?
She had to give a screech
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.
Why wasn’t the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
She woke up too early in the mourning.
What does a sorceress wear?
A bewitching outfit.
Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to “THE OTHER SIDE”
What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?
Booberries
Why did the black cat cross the road?
To catch up with the chicken.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.