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April 24, 2005 at 8:41 pm #18049KudoParticipant
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car???!!!” He calmly told them, “I bought it today.” “With what money?” demanded his parents? We know what a Porsche costs.” “Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.” So the parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?” they said. “It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. “I don’t know her name-they just moved in.
She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.” “Oh my Goodness,” moaned the mother, “she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it. “Well,” she said, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn’t intend to come back.
He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did.”
April 24, 2005 at 9:51 pm #120267NessaParticipantGosh, i wish i was that kid…
April 24, 2005 at 11:05 pm #120265OreoMemberNOICE….but where in the WORLD does a kid get a license at 15 and a low enough insurance rate to afford a Porsche? 😉
April 25, 2005 at 12:24 am #120268NessaParticipant@Oreo]NOICE….but where in the WORLD does a kid get a license at 15 and a low enough insurance rate to afford a Porsche? )[/QUOTE wrote:
I wouldn’t mind taking it off his hands… 😀 i have the license and i wouldn’t mind paying the insurance on a car like that.
April 25, 2005 at 11:24 am #120266sarahtownyMemberI have heard this one before, but she also sold his golf clubs as well for about 50p. So not sure if it’s true or just what women would LIKE to do if hubby left you for another woman. Not saying I would by the way! And if it was true, you would have more likely sold it for what you could get and keep the rest hehe and then go on a long holiday on the proceeds!!
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