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June 14, 2002 at 3:41 pm #7990rustedtightMember
I imagine you to be…………..
Your first impressions of members/mods?
RULES
DONT insult.
DONT make racist comment.
DONT be cruel, its simply a fun thing.
BEWARE you may be next.
DO keep it light n amusing, this is the fun end of town.
If your not sure about your potential comment show it first to Jeff. The alternative is too horrifying to imagine ( 50% cut of yr posts…… )rustedtight
June 14, 2002 at 3:45 pm #68233rustedtightMemberJeff……. I imagine………
Tragically Jeff was orphaned as a result of a Texas moose hunt gone wrong, subsequently adopted by a bikers G/F, Jeff grew up on a diet of petrol, pistons n pretzels.
Jeff built his first ‘bike’ at age 9, n subsequently broke every speed record on the local interstate. Jeff’s first tattoo was ‘Moose Suck‘ on his left buttock, followed soon after by ‘Harley Davidson is my God’, ‘British Bikes Suck’ and ‘Japanese Bikes…… an OXYMORON’.
Normally a friendly kinda dude…… Just dont stare at the studs in his eyebrow…… OK?
Jeffs current ‘baby’ is a trike with a 480cc Chevy DOHC 4 valve lil thang he belted together in his shed.
Oh n dont ask to ride his lawn mower….. that beast can do 116 MPH.You think I’m kidding? dont mess with him… OK?
rustedtight
June 14, 2002 at 3:57 pm #68234rustedtightMemberWindaphoner……. I imagine………
Did you think you were immune, Squirrel?
Anna claims to be Polish /Canadian while actually being fiercely proud of her Elbonian roots.
Allow me to expose her further….. real name: Ainkho Namtchylak a daughter of a Musk Ox farmer, raised just bellow the timber line south of the Inuit territories.
Anna’s one claim as ‘Beast Mistress’ is her uncanny ability to stare down the most savage of Musk Oxen and make them eat from her hand.
A noted author, her recent best sellers were….. ‘Scholastic Canada‘, sub titled . ‘How I Beat the System’. and ‘The Manufacture and Deployment of FM Bugs‘, sub titled. ‘Father O’Rielly, your butt is mine’. Currently working on.. ‘Musk Oxen, Arctic Wolves n Peanut butter’ (my french is not so good.)
A millionairess, her fortune made at $5 a cassette tape or $500 an original. Often heard to comment.. “The confessional is such a rich source.”
Destined to be……. Prime Minister of Canada.
Should you think this grrl a pushover……. she wrestles kodiak bear for exercise.
Affectionately known to her friends as ‘squirrel’rustedtight
June 14, 2002 at 4:07 pm #68232rustedtightMemberChewybear……. I imagine………
Did you seriously think you were free of my imagination Chewy ?
Graham, is the love child of Carl Sagan and a beautiful Canadian socialite.
While Graham’s mind was elsewhere when the good Lord handed out shares of his Moms good looks… he was sure paying attention during the shares of his Dads math skills. Chewy’s first words were. “The square root of 17,597 is recorded on the soul of my foot.” (It was too). While concentrating mainly on his numeracy skills, Chewy has destroyed the confidence of every english n language teacher so far. Often heard to whisper…. “I dont got time for wordsmithin”. Along with.. “DOS. I laugh in your face.”
Chewy is currently working on a universal cross-platform computer language destined to blow big Bill outa the water.
Favorite quote? “A computer is just a container of numbers….. I understand them.”
Most likely to succeed at……. Either being Bill Gates boss, or the first man to walk on Mars.rustedtight
June 14, 2002 at 4:16 pm #68231rustedtightMembershearheaven……. I imagine………
In a world of Dark horses….. here is the quintesential dark horse.
Simple home-maker?.. mother, wife….. Oh spare me…….
This Lady is sought by the largest hotels n prestigious culinary institutions ’round the world.
Its no secret that Sir Paul Macartney is indebited to her skills at what he refered to as “a simple BBQ in the grounds of the castle”
The Sheik of Quatah has offered his country to her just for a taste of her famous strawberry daquari n butterscotch pudding.
Shear, claims to be off now on a break with her daughter…. Hmmm somewhere, someplace a king, a celeb, a noble is celebrating n Kim is in the thick of it.
Dont kid me lady…….. your cover is blown.
The galloping gourmet, betty king, the naked chef, pigs breakfast, hueys cooking, ready steady cook, cakes around the world, two fat ladies, food lovers. Who really wields the power here huh?
Add an eclectic taste in music n you got a well rounded tho fiercely private celebrity.rustedtight
June 15, 2002 at 4:23 pm #68230rustedtightMemberNOTONEOFUS………………. I imagine……………..
Ah, the enigmatic Steven (as he prefers to be called), truly a mysterious figure standing lone on the cycle track looking towards the heavens.
Real name: Norton, Norton E. Ofus.
Steven has been a techno freak since he was a lil kid. His Dad, a nuclear physicist, and his Mom a religious missionary from Borneo raised him to accept technology. Steven loved Saturdays watchin his Dad blow the roof off the dog kennel and later feeding his collection of 3 headed goldfish.
Stevens question of “Mom, where did I come form?” asked during a ladies auxiliary meeting kinda threw his Mom n she matter of factly replied “Behind the dogs kennel under a cabbage one Friday morning” It was all the confirmation Steven wanted……… He KNEW now he was an alien. It was obvious the ‘Greys’ had left him behind. He must contact them, so began his interest in electronics, rejecting the internal combustion engine as a primitive tool.
Steven is working on an electronic intergalactic language so as to unite the scattered ‘Greys’ n find a way of going ‘home’.
So, should you see a lone figure holding his beloved cycle, silver foil signal-induction hat on, looking intently to the sky, do nothing, sit down and watch……
They will come. Steven knows it, I believe it. Good luck buddy.
Most likely to be…….. Imperial Leader of the Western Galactic Free Federation.rustedtight
June 18, 2002 at 3:25 am #68221Jeff HesterKeymasterQuote:quote:
Jeff’s first tattoo was ‘Moose Suck‘ on his left buttock…How did you know??? But your facts are a bit off… the tatt is on the RIGHT side.
You have a wonderful, vividly creative mind, Rusty…
Jeff Hester aka “Mister BigBlueBall.com”
June 18, 2002 at 7:40 pm #68241AnnaParticipantRustedtight… I Imagine…….
Rustedtight… also known as ‘Dee’ (her alphabet still consists of 1 letter… “D”) born in a loving home… with loving parents… and a loving pet dog……
At the age of 3 she discovered what kangaroos looked like from her ‘123 I can color!’ coloring book… Enticed with excitment she ran out onto an australian wasteland where she quickly got kidnapped by a tribe of kangaroos. They emmitted her into their “posse”; the Kanga Kings, and raised her as their own. She later became known as Deemanboka Rapaka of the Kanga Kings. Deemanboka noticed at the age of 7; she looked a little different from the rest of her kangaroo friends – and in attempts to “fit in”, started wearing animal pelts (of their prey) on her back, and began to hop around. She bacame accepted by her peer kangaroos. 10 years later; age 17 – Deemanboka met her Mr. Right, her kangaroo in shining armour, her devotion, her true love – Matsubushi; the young tribe warrior. Deemanboka and Matsubushi quickly wed, but one devastating day.. Matsubushi had been tragically killed by a tour bus (who didn’t even know they ran over matsubushi!). heartbroken, Deemanboka removed her pelts to reveal her true self to the newest generation. Shocked, they abandoned her. Deemanboka made a journey and discovered a large place with large concrete huts and many kangaroos who looked just like her! Unable to speak english fluently anymore – she joined Jeff’s evil biking twin; Joff – in his biking expoditions and later re-named herself to just ‘Dee’. Currently Dee is no longer biking with Joff, but can speak english fluently – with her past still haunting behind her, Dee occasionally endures her past tribe hunts by visiting her local Archery range and shootin’ a couple arrows; or as she calls them: “sandwiches”, with her Champion Storm Compound Bow………….. or as she calls it: “butterknife baby”.
Windaphoner
Anna Wojtowicz
[email protected]June 24, 2002 at 12:49 am #68249Mr. DiablosMemberWhat about me? What do you imagine with me?
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” You brats are going down! “– Biggs, FF8
June 24, 2002 at 1:22 am #68240AnnaParticipantQuote:quote:
What about me? What do you imagine with me?Mr. Diablos…. I Imagine………
Your mother gave birth to you on your “birth-day”… and over the years; you turned 1 year old, then 2, then 3,then 4, then 3 again…. *bummer* then 5, then 6 then 9, then 9, then 9 again, then 10, then 11, then 12, then 13, then now you dropped down to 7 again. The end.
Windaphoner
Mirrors can’t talk; and luckily for all of you, they can’t laugh either.Edited by – windaphoner on 06/23/2002 20:25:17
June 24, 2002 at 3:06 pm #68229rustedtightMemberOuch!!
G/F, you’re going down for that one…………….oops, cant stop
rustedtight
June 24, 2002 at 4:38 pm #68228rustedtightMemberQuote:quote: What about me? What do you imagine with me?Mr. Diablos………… I imagine……………..
The steamy jungles of equatorial Africa, where dusky skinned natives find an abandoned pale skinned bundle of…… poo? Oh, poo he’s a messy lil dude. their next surprise? discovering the daiper is in fact white….
Forget it……… The truth lay in the chance meeting of a traveling salesman and a pretty lil thing serving petrol down by the freeway. Soon came the lil diablos into the world, delighted in finding 11 fingers one day while clearing cookie crumbs from the front of his daiper, toys kinda took a back seat.
His Dads desire to travel found lil diablos left on a park bench in the jungles of Nu Joisee. Discovered as he was by a group of Korean tourists, cleaned up n (prolly because of his swearing) abandoned at days end by a service station. Handed around by the bums n lowlifes of lower Nu Joisee you should feel sorry for da kid, you should … but the swearing kinda stops you huh!
Mr. Diablos, go back to that park bench you once called home, your Dads sated with travel and wants to put you in the back seat of his wagon n hit the road selling again. Your Mom? any time your on the west bank in Paris……..
Your Korean name means ‘little bundle of rude words’rustedtight
June 24, 2002 at 5:09 pm #68247magistykMemberoh no!! My secrets out!! ahh!
NOTONEOFUS
BigBlueBall ModeratorJune 24, 2002 at 6:15 pm #68246magistykMemberQuote:quote: How did you know??? But your facts are a bit off… the tatt is on the RIGHT side.Thats a little too much information there!!
NOTONEOFUS
BigBlueBall ModeratorJune 25, 2002 at 1:13 am #68248Mr. DiablosMemberUm, yeah, I’m not sure to take that as an insult or a compliment. Not to mention I remember my childhood very clearly, and my parents are NOT Korean tourists or whatever.
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