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- The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer.
- The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player.
- The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later.
- The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars.
- AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it’s the NEW model.
- Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just “lock-up” for no apparent reason.
- The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots’ of pretty colors and lights.
- The AOL car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra seats for family members.
- Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for 6 months.
- If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets AOL would take the car from them.
- The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only place calls to other AOL car cell phones.
- AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships.
- AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair.
- Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL cars stall just for fun.
- It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.
- AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and gave worse mileage.
- Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would wonder, “A/S/L?”
- It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce just to marry another AOL car owner.
- AOL car owners would always claim to be older or younger than they really are.
- AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and AOL would claim no other cars have them.
- Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would say, “Good-Bye .”
if AOL made cars… i’d shoot the designers. i can see it now… the new aolcar 12.3 OPTIMIZED!!!
and of course you forgot one: AOL drivers would have a maximum IQ of 80.
Funny; great to start my day with a smile, Thanks Jeff.
By the way you’ve got a good sence of humour not as serious as you look sometimes.Oh my god, I showed it to all my friends, that’s just hilarious! Lol!
Quote:Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would wonder, “A/S/L?”XDD!!
Aqeel wrote:Funny; great to start my day with a smile, Thanks Jeff.
By the way you’ve got a good sence of humour not as serious as you look sometimes.Not sure what made me laugh more, your joke or Aqueel’s message. You serious person you haha, looks like you need to change your pic to the one taken when we got to 100k posts! Do it… you know you want to!!!
Great joke, copy/paste is my next job of the day! Thanks Jeff :0)
@sarahtowny]Not sure what made me laugh more, your joke or Aqueel’s message. You serious person you haha, looks like you need to change your pic to the one taken when we got to 100k posts! Do it… you know you want to!!![/quote]I”ll think about it… )[quote=sarahtowny wrote:
Great joke, copy/paste is my next job of the day! Thanks Jeff :0)
Speaking of copy/paste… when you find something here at BBB that you’d like to share, you might consider using the Topic Tools menu and select Email this page. It lets you send a link to the topic, and spreads the good word about BBB to the rest of the world. It’s also handy if you’re lazy (like me) and you don’t want to switch to your email program. :p
Heh, great find Jeff, I plan to e-mail this to a few people, as well.
Quote:14. Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL cars stall just for fun.I like the sound of that!
It would totally break the ammount of time AIM ****s up on my computer it would totally mess up a lot and it would probably have tons of ads on it too.
It looks like AOL is already beginning to make cars…
Looks very AOLish to me…
“August 29, 2005 The Peugeot Design Contest was the first major design contest to be held on the internet and it fuelled the imagination of designers all over the globe when it first hit in 2000. Here was an opportunity for a young designer with vision to bypass everything on the way to global acclaim – the winner received significant prizes and the ultimate reward was to have their concept produced as a working vehicle and featured on the Peugeot stand at the world’s premier motor show – this year the Frankfurt Show. This year the third Peugeot Design Contest saw André Costa carry off the first prize for his outrageous two-seater electric concept car, the Moovie. With the Frankfurt Show just weeks away, Peugeot has now released images of the actual working model that was built from Costa’s original concept. It’s one concept worth examining, particularly now that the small electric-powered two-seater city car has gone from drawing board to reality.
André Costa’s words that described the car went as follows: “What shaped the visual look on the vehicle was the two big electric wheels with hollow rim, these wheels are hollow in the middle, this is where the doors of the car are located, the vehicle has like this big doors allowing the users to have enough space to enter and exit the vehicle.“The big wheels have a reason behind it, the bigger the wheel less turns it has to make to travel, less turns less energy expended. The front of the vehicle is supported by two spheres, these are purely for support, the car turns by a system that makes one electric wheel go faster then the other, this system allows the vehicle in some cases to make 360º turns which is great for parking and moving in small city streets.
“Also and to enhance the stability of the vehicle, the wheels make an angle of about 10º closing on the top.
“The two big round doors slide along the side-front of the car to waste less space in small parking spaces, allowing a better exit at all times. The review mirrors fold up to avoid touching the doors during the side slide.”
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