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May 2, 2008 at 6:15 pm #28718KudoParticipant
Just sharing…… 😀
If browsers were women
Firefox
If you meet Firefox, it’s all you can think about. She just puts to much stuff in your memory! Even though she may drive you crazy, men find it hard to dump Mrs. Firefox. It’s not because of herself, it’s more because of the stuff she gets from that huge bunch of her admirers. All those gadgets you can use anytime while dating her makes your life so much easier. Oh, if only other women were so open for gifts …
Opera
Slim, sexy and tough, she’ll be just for you if you’re into that kind of women. She’s really good in the bedroom, you’ll enjoy her performance. She won’t let you inside though, so full satisfaction is not guaranteed.
Safari
She’s a hottie. You feel really cool being with her. However there’s something you might find frustrating about her. She brings her iFriends with her without asking you when you invite her home.
Internet Explorer
For most, she’s the first woman they tried. She’s really easy, but can get you infected.May 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm #168968VvWolverinevVParticipantGreat success!
May 2, 2008 at 11:34 pm #168965NessaParticipantHa! This made me smile, especially the IE one! 🙂
(+rep for you)
May 3, 2008 at 12:58 am #168970PhilipModeratorVery nice, Kudo! I have to rep you (again)
May 3, 2008 at 1:58 am #168963KudoParticipantThanks Nessa and Philip! You guys are just cute 😉
Glad you enjoy it 🙂
May 3, 2008 at 2:14 am #168966MrOatsMemberPerfect descriptions!
Thanks for sharing this with us Kudo, gave me a laugh. 😉
May 3, 2008 at 2:17 am #168962DavidParticipantI think of Firefox as more of a fat (memory), stupid (slow to render) chick that will do absolutely anything (extensions, skins) for you. I don’t see how it’s attractive other than its’ versatility.
May 3, 2008 at 2:19 am #168967imported_Ven0mMemberFirefoxylady, lawl. 😉
May 3, 2008 at 2:48 am #168964KudoParticipantDavid;229237 wrote:I think of Firefox as more of a fat (memory), stupid (slow to render) chick that will do absolutely anything (extensions, skins) for you. I don’t see how it’s attractive other than its’ versatility.Stick with what is best for you. It is a matter of taste :p This is just for fun!
May 3, 2008 at 1:28 pm #168969PolarBearNPRParticipantJumpin on the rep wagon Kudo. That’s really good stuff there. And I feel that David’s take on it is tainted by a past relationship. *hugs* David . . . time is all it takes to get over her. :p
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