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April 18, 2005 at 5:29 am #17938AnnaParticipant
Some humor going around here at Comcast tech support. Enjoy. 😀
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.” In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (supposedly by Mr. Welch himself): “Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?”
Then others added these comments:
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought Car95 or CarNT . But then you would have to buy more seats.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft uprgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single “general car fault” warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. You’d press the “Start” button to shut off the engine.
10. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
11. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
12. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither needed nor wanted them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car’s performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become the target of investigation by the Justice Department.
13. Every time GM would introduce a new model car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
14. The airbag system would say “Are you sure?” before going off.
April 18, 2005 at 3:06 pm #119753gossipingraeMemberThat was really humorous! Thanks for sharing Anna!
April 18, 2005 at 10:33 pm #119754ArsenalParticipantYou work for Comcast Tech Support? What the heck is going on with the servers? My internet always goes down during the peak hours. Check the Connection forum on your help forums. It’s full of complaints. I haven’t complained yet but I’m very dissatisfied.
Any solutions PLEASE Email me or PM me
Ok, back on topic.April 21, 2005 at 9:47 pm #119752EEDOKMemberIt’s not so recent..
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