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January 4, 2003 at 5:45 pm #13840shearheavenMember
In my next life….I want to be a bear.
If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could
deal with that, too.If you’re a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat
anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat
them too. I could deal with that.If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He
EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.Yup….. gonna be a bear.
January 4, 2003 at 5:52 pm #98818Jeff HesterKeymasterSounds like I already AM a bear!!! 😀
January 5, 2003 at 5:39 am #98820melneeMemberOH! the life! I want to be a bear too!!! A real bear! Not just the personality of a bear, which I can have at times. I want it all!!!
Can I be a bear too? 😀January 5, 2003 at 6:03 am #98822magistykMemberIn my next life… I want to be a Cheetah. I love Cheetahs. They’re fast, intelligent, and one of the kings of the jungle. That would be the life…
January 6, 2003 at 2:42 pm #98819rustedtightMemberCheetah certainly are a majesic animal tho unfortunately they are endangered, not thru hunting, seems the gene pool is not so diversified, all cheetah are now related, they are breeding themselves to extinction.
They cannot be saved, what a shame. 🙁January 6, 2003 at 5:32 pm #98824FaizanMemberI don’t believe in that. I won’t have another life. I’m happy with this one. But if God says that if i’ve gotta have another one i’ll prefer a human again. A human can do what an animal can’t!
January 6, 2003 at 6:09 pm #98825DJHyperbyteMemberQuote:quote:Originally posted by FaizanI don’t believe in that. I won’t have another life. I’m happy with this one. But if God says that if i’ve gotta have another one i’ll prefer a human again. A human can do what an animal can’t!
There are a lot animals which have skills that humans (we) most likely will not have within the next 50 years. We can learn a lot from some animals. 🙂
January 6, 2003 at 8:26 pm #98823FaizanMemberWell…have u ever seen an animal creating a webpage? or sketching, singing, etc. Well, i would like to do that in my next life again, animals can’t create webpages! and i can’t live without creating new things, using IM, txting friends, etc.
January 7, 2003 at 7:26 am #98821AnnaParticipantQuote:quote:sketchingI’ve seen better. http://www.elephantart.com/
Quote:quote:singingEver seen a bird?
Quote:quote:webpageOnce upon a time a Jeffoceros was born…….. The end.
January 7, 2003 at 7:48 am #98817Jeff HesterKeymaster…and they thought we were EXTINCT! Ha!
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