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Is it just me, or have things been kinda quiet and slow here lately? I got this from a friend, and thought I would share it, and ask you all to try it, and post your wonderful new name. It will at least bring a chuckle, and smile to your face im sure.
Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day…..no wonder we’re so unhappy…
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. Here is your dose…Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey.The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names…
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsaUse the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinkerUse the fourth letter of your last name to determinethe second half ofyour new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juiceFor example, George W. Bush’s new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Come on now, yall, dont be shy….
My name is BOOBIE GIRDLEFANNY!
now that is funny.:D;)Quote:quote:Originally posted by PhilYay I’m…Chim-Chim Girdle Fanny…my new name has style!
Well howdy cousin Chim Chim Girdle Fanny! How on earth have ya been? I never expected to find kinfolk on here, but hey, them Girdle Fanny’s are everywhere, aint we? 😀
Well… we seem to have a popular name round here. The name ‘Kyle’ your cut… Chim Chim, welcome aboard!
chim chim is so nice name it is better then mine which is down, down, doooooooong, i am asking melnee from where you creat this name for me, am I up to be down? is it….ok god forgives you nice melnee
Quote:quote:Originally posted by twistedmetalloopy cootie sniffer riiiiiiight…….. hehe
Hey, Loopy, what do cootie’s smell like??? :p
LOL, sorry but I had to ask! 🙂
I have laughed alot at this, thanks to you that have played along. I needed something to laugh about, as we all do from time to time. I hope some more will participate. I know it may seems silly or childish, but it’s just some goofy fun. 🙂Faz, I would apprecieate it you wouldn’t delete your post after I had responded to yours. It makes me look like I have double posted. Please dont do it to me again, or anybody else for that matter. Thank you.
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